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Lsupimp
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Hundreds of Meth Head Strippers Eagerly Await

The Greater Atlanta Methamphetamine Community would like to welcome all LSU fans to Atlanta.

Seriously, I know where you are going....

You are gonna tell the little lady that you and Boudreaux are going to a "Sports" Bar. Pole dancing is a sport, right? A legitimate athletic endeavor, right? So technically....

After your sixteenth beer your wallet will feel alarmingly light. Thats when the panic will set in. shite. Did I use the ATM? What is the ATM card going to say on my bank statement (panic). shite... Last time it said Vulvas Hump Shop. I had to sleep in the garage for three weeks...

Truth is, these girls are doing so much meth, their biggest challenge is to suppress that big stripper fart that has been building since that noon burrito.

Hundreds of Tiger fans staring at her meth-addled arse like it was a tv set playing Hee Haw reruns.





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Mr Clean
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JJSpinella
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re: Hundreds of Meth Head Strippers Eagerly Await
Some strippers prefer opiates. Some don't do drugs, unless you consider pot a drug. Not many. In fact, I've only ever known one.

Some aren't even whores, believe it or not.



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Mattdaddy311
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Truth is, these girls are doing so much meth, their biggest challenge is to suppress that big stripper fart that has been building since that noon burrito.



Let it rain truth


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SoLa in NoIll
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re: Hundreds of Meth Head Strippers Eagerly Await
I thought they were just making money to put themselves through law school.


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LSUGradATL
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re: Hundreds of Meth Head Strippers Eagerly Await
The Cheetah on Spring Street waives the cover with the game ticket. "Game over...Cheetah"



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Mr Clean
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re: Hundreds of Meth Head Strippers Eagerly Await
Ya'll are as wacky as me....


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LSUChicageaux
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re: Hundreds of Meth Head Strippers Eagerly Await
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Truth is, these girls are doing so much meth, their biggest challenge is to suppress that big stripper fart that has been building since that noon burrito.


If she do it in a Pringles Sour Cream and Onion can and seal it in I give the bitch $20. Then I mail that to someone I don't like and say, "This is genuine pristine Himalayan oxygen! Breathe deep!"

One whiff, and their organs say "frick it. We're outta here, and we're taking the back way."


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Mister Completely
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re: Hundreds of Meth Head Strippers Eagerly Await
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their biggest challenge is to suppress that big stripper fart that has been building since that noon burrito.




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LSUtigerMD
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re: Hundreds of Meth Head Strippers Eagerly Await
I always thought it was cocaine, but it stands to reason with the recent increase nationwide in m-amphetamine use. Also, the peak dopamine release in the brain from m-amph dwarfs cocaine so once again your statements carry a lot of weight.


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LSUChicageaux
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re: Hundreds of Meth Head Strippers Eagerly Await
It puts the GoLytely in the basket.


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LSUTiger205
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re: Hundreds of Meth Head Strippers Eagerly Await
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Some aren't even whores, believe it or not.


Bull shit, they are all whores and are all fricking crazy bitches.


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SimonSlick
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re: Hundreds of Meth Head Strippers Eagerly Await
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Bull shit, they are all whores


You mean they aren't really into me? Can't be right.


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JinFL
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re: Hundreds of Meth Head Strippers Eagerly Await
Make sure to use the Jimmy Hat. Sounds like some of you may be on your way...


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Lsupimp
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re: Hundreds of Meth Head Strippers Eagerly Await
"Now appearing on Stage three it's the sexy Montana- Amber -Luv-straight outa the trailer park and inda your hearts. Lets give it up for Montana- Amber- Luv".

Everytime I hear the DJ/degenerate/loser say something like that I always wonder if there is a rhyme for CHLYMYDIA.

Of course you can always play Stump The Stripper. It's fun to tell Bambi-Nevada that she will get this crisp twenty if she can name the capitol of New York or name the Vice President of The United States.

If Wink Martindale is available we might have a viable game show...


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LSUtigerMD
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re: Hundreds of Meth Head Strippers Eagerly Await
I can't believe a quality topic would slip off the first page. I mean strippers, drugs, football, lsufans, and bodily functions - How can this be?


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Lsupimp
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re: Hundreds of Meth Head Strippers Eagerly Await
Yes-I found it disheartning myself.
If any topic seemed headed for a eleven page thread-I though this one would be it.

But I do have a well -deserved reputation as a thread-killer.


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NC_Tigah
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re: Hundreds of Meth Head Strippers Eagerly Await
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Also, the peak dopamine release in the brain . . .


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H-Town Tiger 98
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re: Hundreds of Meth Head Strippers Eagerly Await
Had to be done--bump


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SHSLSU
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re: Hundreds of Meth Head Strippers Eagerly Await
I don't care what their on. As long as they have big tits, a fine ass, and act like sluts...it's all good bro.


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