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Hundreds of Meth Head Strippers Eagerly Await

Posted on 11/30/07 at 9:52 am
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78299 posts
Posted on 11/30/07 at 9:52 am
The Greater Atlanta Methamphetamine Community would like to welcome all LSU fans to Atlanta.

Seriously, I know where you are going....

You are gonna tell the little lady that you and Boudreaux are going to a "Sports" Bar. Pole dancing is a sport, right? A legitimate athletic endeavor, right? So technically....

After your sixteenth beer your wallet will feel alarmingly light. Thats when the panic will set in. shite. Did I use the ATM? What is the ATM card going to say on my bank statement (panic). shite... Last time it said Vulvas Hump Shop. I had to sleep in the garage for three weeks...

Truth is, these girls are doing so much meth, their biggest challenge is to suppress that big stripper fart that has been building since that noon burrito.

Hundreds of Tiger fans staring at her meth-addled arse like it was a tv set playing Hee Haw reruns.


Posted by Mr Clean
Pit Bull Paradise
Member since Aug 2006
49014 posts
Posted on 11/30/07 at 9:53 am to
Posted by JJSpinella
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2007
2289 posts
Posted on 11/30/07 at 9:55 am to
Some strippers prefer opiates. Some don't do drugs, unless you consider pot a drug. Not many. In fact, I've only ever known one.

Some aren't even whores, believe it or not.

Posted by Mattdaddy311
Left of center
Member since Jan 2007
6193 posts
Posted on 11/30/07 at 9:56 am to
quote:

Truth is, these girls are doing so much meth, their biggest challenge is to suppress that big stripper fart that has been building since that noon burrito.



Let it rain truth
Posted by SoLa in NoIll
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2003
804 posts
Posted on 11/30/07 at 9:56 am to
I thought they were just making money to put themselves through law school.
Posted by LSUGradATL
Warsawa/ATL
Member since Jul 2007
10497 posts
Posted on 11/30/07 at 9:57 am to
The Cheetah on Spring Street waives the cover with the game ticket. "Game over...Cheetah"

Posted by Mr Clean
Pit Bull Paradise
Member since Aug 2006
49014 posts
Posted on 11/30/07 at 9:58 am to
Ya'll are as wacky as me....
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8254 posts
Posted on 11/30/07 at 10:01 am to
quote:

Truth is, these girls are doing so much meth, their biggest challenge is to suppress that big stripper fart that has been building since that noon burrito.


If she do it in a Pringles Sour Cream and Onion can and seal it in I give the bitch $20. Then I mail that to someone I don't like and say, "This is genuine pristine Himalayan oxygen! Breathe deep!"

One whiff, and their organs say "frick it. We're outta here, and we're taking the back way."
Posted by Mister Completely
Marital Bliss
Member since Nov 2007
3038 posts
Posted on 11/30/07 at 10:02 am to
quote:

their biggest challenge is to suppress that big stripper fart that has been building since that noon burrito.


Posted by LSUtigerMD
Member since Nov 2005
1138 posts
Posted on 11/30/07 at 10:03 am to
I always thought it was cocaine, but it stands to reason with the recent increase nationwide in m-amphetamine use. Also, the peak dopamine release in the brain from m-amph dwarfs cocaine so once again your statements carry a lot of weight.
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8254 posts
Posted on 11/30/07 at 10:04 am to
It puts the GoLytely in the basket.
Posted by LSUTiger205
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Aug 2006
10820 posts
Posted on 11/30/07 at 10:07 am to
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Some aren't even whores, believe it or not.


Bull shite, they are all whores and are all fricking crazy bitches.
Posted by SimonSlick
Member since Oct 2007
3807 posts
Posted on 11/30/07 at 10:10 am to
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Bull shite, they are all whores


You mean they aren't really into me? Can't be right.
Posted by JinFL
Jax, FL
Member since Oct 2004
3928 posts
Posted on 11/30/07 at 10:11 am to
Make sure to use the Jimmy Hat. Sounds like some of you may be on your way...
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78299 posts
Posted on 11/30/07 at 10:12 am to
"Now appearing on Stage three it's the sexy Montana- Amber -Luv-straight outa the trailer park and inda your hearts. Lets give it up for Montana- Amber- Luv".

Everytime I hear the DJ/degenerate/loser say something like that I always wonder if there is a rhyme for CHLYMYDIA.

Of course you can always play Stump The Stripper. It's fun to tell Bambi-Nevada that she will get this crisp twenty if she can name the capitol of New York or name the Vice President of The United States.

If Wink Martindale is available we might have a viable game show...
Posted by LSUtigerMD
Member since Nov 2005
1138 posts
Posted on 11/30/07 at 10:59 am to
I can't believe a quality topic would slip off the first page. I mean strippers, drugs, football, lsufans, and bodily functions - How can this be?
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78299 posts
Posted on 11/30/07 at 11:02 am to
Yes-I found it disheartning myself.
If any topic seemed headed for a eleven page thread-I though this one would be it.

But I do have a well -deserved reputation as a thread-killer.
Posted by NC_Tigah
Carolinas
Member since Sep 2003
123756 posts
Posted on 11/30/07 at 11:03 am to
quote:

Also, the peak dopamine release in the brain . . .
Posted by H-Town Tiger 98
Houston, Texas
Member since Jul 2005
4545 posts
Posted on 11/30/07 at 11:05 am to
Had to be done--bump
Posted by SHSLSU
S-Town
Member since Dec 2006
1779 posts
Posted on 11/30/07 at 11:17 am to
I don't care what their on. As long as they have big tits, a fine arse, and act like sluts...it's all good bro.
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