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colorchangintiger 
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Thomas Sowell
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| For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 10/31/07 at 6:51 pm)
Botanical Bombs over Bama
I am putting together a little biological warfare scheme for the Alabama game, and I need everyone to help spread the word!
Here's the deal: Get as many people as possible who are going to Tuscaloosa for the LSU/ Bama game this weekend to buy packets of purple and yellow wildflower seeds... ALOT of them! The strategy is for everyone to mix the seeds together and, once they are within 5 miles of Tuscaloosa on the interstate, get as close to the neutral ground as possible and throw the seeds out of their driver-side car window. The goal is that by the time spring rolls around (or whenever they will grow), Dick Saban will be forced to drive to work every single day through an ENTIRE FIELD of purple and gold REGRET-ME-NOTS! Causing him to painfully reflect on the aBAMAnation of a mistake he's made by leaving LSU.
I've done some research, and this is totally possible (in fact, they already encourage this in some states to beautify the roadways). The best wildflowers in terms of height, chance of growing, surviving, spreading quickly/densely, and having the most effective color are as follows:
Yellow: Bird's Foot Treefoil; Yellow Coreopsis
Purple: Purple Verbena
Now go to your local seed store, Home Depot, Horticulture Department (if anyone could tap this source it would be HUGE!), or wherever, and buy as many seeds as you can! There is quite a variety of yellow wildflowers and a few different kinds of purple wildflowers... so if you can't find the specific types mentioned above, just grab whatever you can get that is purple and yellow! Just be careful with using dark purple and orange... we don't want this looking like an Auburn prank.
So now you know, and you have NO EXCUSE to not participate, or at least make your friends participate if you are not going. The instructions are simple:
1. Buy as many purple and yellow wildflower seeds as possible (an equal amount of each).
2. Drive to Bama.
3. When you're within 5 miles of TuscaLoser, chunk the seeds in the neutral ground!
* Remember - fire your jihadist jumble of germinating jellybeans AT RANDOM within the 5 miles of Tuscaloosa on the interstate... NOT the exact 5 mile mark. We want to cover as much ground as possible. Dispursing them with a steady series of tosses would actually be much better than throwing them all at once.
Easy enough, right? The tough part is getting EVERYONE in on this, so spread the word! Send out e-mails about it! Post it on chat forums! If you work for a news publication (and I know alot of you do), USE IT! Every single person invited to this group knows AT LEAST 2 people going to Bama this weekend... so there's no excuse! Can you imagine the look on Saban's poo-eating face, and the faces of all those unwarranted football snobs at Bama, when suddenly their entire interstate is purple and gold!!!!! Priceless... absolutely PRICELESS.
If we pull this off, it will be one of those things that will be talked about for years - the kind of thing that you'll see on magazine covers, further setting LSU fans apart from the rest because, YES - we are willing to go THIS far.
Every little bit counts, so spread the word... and the SEED!
P.S. Don’t go telling your fruitcake Bama “friends” about this… we want it to be a TOTAL surprise!
Geaux Tigers,
Pike (Pike Barkerding)
This post was edited on 10/31 at 7:04 pm
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3HourTour 
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| re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 10/31/07 at 7:38 pm to colorchangintiger)
im in
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CreoleGumbo
LSU Fan
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Member since Sep 2003
1550 posts
| re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 10/31/07 at 8:04 pm to 3HourTour)
how bout I write a banner, on the overpass, that says, "go f&%k yourself with an aids dick-saban"
i like that better....
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Cochinito
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Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2007
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| re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 10/31/07 at 8:08 pm to CreoleGumbo)
I am in for the flowers not the aids dick
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LSULANE
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Member since May 2007
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| re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 10/31/07 at 8:08 pm to CreoleGumbo)
Funny. Plant some by the Welcome to Alabama signs.
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UofAFan 
Boston College Fan
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Member since Oct 2005
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| re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 10/31/07 at 8:16 pm to LSULANE)
I got a cure for that plan....
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colorchangintiger
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Thomas Sowell
Member since Nov 2005
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| re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 10/31/07 at 10:08 pm to colorchangintiger)
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los angeles tiger
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Member since Oct 2003
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| re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 10/31/07 at 10:10 pm to colorchangintiger)
I like this idea. It's a creative, fun way to leave the LSU mark there that will actually brings some beauty to Alabama, which they need.
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RawTiger
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Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2006
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| re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 10/31/07 at 10:12 pm to colorchangintiger)
I love it!!!
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tigahfromtheham
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Trussvegas
Member since Jun 2005
3926 posts
| re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 10/31/07 at 10:14 pm to colorchangintiger)
I like this idea and will put this on Finebaum's airways tomorrow afternoon. 
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Ferg 
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Decatur
Member since Oct 2007
105 posts
| re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 10/31/07 at 10:15 pm to RawTiger)
One problem.
In case you guys haven't got cable, we're in a drought here in N. Alabama.
That's an important fact because, well, plants need water to grow.
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DBG
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Member since May 2004
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| re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 10/31/07 at 10:17 pm to Ferg)
quote:
In case you guys haven't got cable, we're in a drought here in N. Alabama.
or we just dont pay attention to northern alabama weather
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tigahfromtheham
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| re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 10/31/07 at 10:19 pm to Ferg)
quote:
One problem.
In case you guys haven't got cable, we're in a drought here in N. Alabama.
That's an important fact because, well, plants need water to grow.
Oh, Ok. Well we won't do it then thank you for sparing us a waste of time. You are so thoughtful
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NAsh-vegas Tigah
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Member since Jan 2004
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| re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 10/31/07 at 10:55 pm to colorchangintiger)
bump
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Lieutenant Dan
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| re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 11/1/07 at 12:07 pm to UofAFan)
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geauxaces
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Member since Oct 2007
481 posts
| re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 11/1/07 at 12:41 pm to Lieutenant Dan)
I'd rather just beat'em 49-0; I bet that has a better chance of upseting ole'nick than some stupid flowers that won't grow on grass that gets cut EVERY WEEK!!! 
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mikelana24
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Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2007
191 posts
| re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 11/1/07 at 12:56 pm to colorchangintiger)
I LOVE IT! wish i was going just to throw seeds, hahaha
(but keep in mind, bama fans read this)
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