You've always dreamed of starting your own music festival.

No rap

No jamz

No laptops

Otherwise, I'm open to discussion

"Lords of Hell"

Metal music outdoors in some countryside Louisiana field. two day fest.

Combinations of death metal, black metal, blackened death metal, Doom & Sludge.

I'd book a lot of Norwegian and Swedish black metal bands. Emperor, Gorgoroth, mayhem, shining, taake, Carpathian forest, watain.. etc.

Local acts like goathwore of course. Phil Anselmo and friends. Sepultura

Cannibal corpse & slayer to headline the two days.

cheap alcohol and female nudity encouraged.

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dude, yes! I'd go to this

could be austin psych fest lineup

i would add syd Arthur, bright light social hour, Allah-lahs and the growl, maybe the oh sees

CocoFest


Eric Clapton
Jack White
Stevie Wonder
Phish - I'll make money just off of this.
Prince
The War on Drugs
John Mayer Trio
Ryan Adams
Gov't Mule
Buddy Guy
TV on the Radio
Future Islands
Run the Jewels
SPOON
St. Paul and the Broken Bones
Strand of Oaks
Sturgill Simpson
Outkast
Father John Misty
Herbie Hancock
Gary Clark Jr.
Leon Bridges
Jason Isbell
Vukfpeck
Lord Huron
Alabama Shakes
Shakey Graves
Turnpike Troubadors
Michael Kiwanuka
All Them Witches
Tauk
American Aquarium

Add a few more EDM and Rap artists to fill in, make it a bigger variety. But my lineup kills.

Festival Grounds in City Park (not where Voodoo currently is)

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What's your first year lineup?

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David Gilmour
My Morning Jacket
Robert Plant
The Black Crowes
Muse
Queens of the Stoneage
Alabama Shakes
Jack White
Les Claypool
Slightly Stoopid
Dumpstaphunk
The Avett Bros
Gary Clark Jr.
Modest Mouse
Flaming Lips
Zac Brown Band
Gov't Mule
Black Keys
Joe Bonnamassa
Kirk Franklin
Preservation Hall Jazz Band
Galactic
Dr. John
Big Sam's Funky Nation
Little Freddy King
Trombone Shorty
Mute Math

WSMFP

I'd bring back Lake Fest in Maurepas with this lineup:

Funk Stage:
Stevie Wonder
Reel Big Fish
Parliament Funkadelic
Dr. Dog
Earth, Wind, & Fire
Tower of Power
Chicago
Streetlight Manifesto

Blues Stage:
Jack White
Allman Brothers
Black Keys
Alabama Shakes
Buddy Guy
BB King
Mumford & Sons
Zac Brown Band

Rock Stage:
Pearl Jam
Foo Fighters
Gaslight Anthem
Deftones
Chevelle
Rage Against the Machine
Soundgarden
Iron Maiden

Louisiana Stage:
Captain Green
Soul Rebels
Rebirth
Hai Karate
Wayne Toups
Trombone Shorty
Anders Osborne
my band

$399 million on security and the rest on porto-potties. Musical acts play for free publicity.


I don't want a bunch of druggies ruining my festival.


And we call it "P fest", as in you need to pee in a cup and get the results back before we let you into the festival.

I kid you not that my current lineup would like a lot like Shakey Knees.

kingbob'd