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re: Alligator loses on encounter with jaguar

Posted on 4/17/15 at 1:37 pm to
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 4/17/15 at 1:37 pm to
frick it, I'm back on board.



So you're saying

quote:

mammals>reptiles
=
quote:

jaguar>alligator


That's simply not the case, not every mammal is a jaguar. In science books, there are dozens of other types of mammals in the world. And even if there weren't, the crocodile still loses in the video so it's a nonsense argument in the first place.

Posted by PLaneTiger
Member since Jun 2014
863 posts
Posted on 4/17/15 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

quote:
jaguar>alligator


There, that should dispel any confusion. As you can read, LSU1NSEC was actually saying the ALLIGATOR ate the JAGUAR. If you actually watched the video, this is clearly not the case.



> this does not mean ate. It means that mammals are greater than the reptile in this case.
Dude probably took it how it is taught when you were young. > symbolizes a mouth that eats the larger "value", but in actually in simply means greater than.
Those ppl from A&M
Posted by fillmoregandt
OTM
Member since Nov 2009
14368 posts
Posted on 4/17/15 at 1:46 pm to
I feel better knowing that you are just fricking with people instead of you being an adult that doesn't know the difference between '<' and potato
Posted by weedGOKU666
THE 'COLA
Member since Jan 2013
3736 posts
Posted on 4/17/15 at 1:46 pm to
Oh I was simply trying to interpret LSU1NSEC's intent. I cannot speak to whether he believes all Jaguars are mammals or all mammals are Jaguars - I don't think science really has all the answers there. To speak to his broader point, I think it's laughable to suggest a reptile could even eat a mamal in the first place - there's a reason one is warm-blooded and the other cold!
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 4/17/15 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

Alligator loses on encounter with jaguar


no it doesn't
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 4/17/15 at 1:53 pm to
Philosophers have argued since the dawn of time over the nature of the jaguar-mammal relationship. I strongly doubt we'll solve that paradox in a messageboard on the internet.

However I will agree with you that
quote:

it's laughable to suggest a reptile could even eat a mamal in the first place


Despite all of his "math" proofs suggesting otherwise, it's simply impossible. I probably can't explain this as well as it deserves to be explained so I'll just link this educational video.

Yeah most academically accepted research starts with Heineken commercials, deal with it

Posted by weedGOKU666
THE 'COLA
Member since Jan 2013
3736 posts
Posted on 4/17/15 at 2:04 pm to
I think we've arrived at the same conclusion. Hopefully some OT'ers learned something from these ramblings on a rainy day, though. It's like they say - April showers are worth a thousand words!
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 4/17/15 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

Oh I was simply trying to interpret LSU1NSEC's intent. I cannot speak to whether he believes all Jaguars are mammals or all mammals are Jaguars


Jaguars are mammals. And mammals>reptiles.


quote:

The jaguar, a compact and well-muscled animal, is the largest cat in the New World and the largest carnivorous mammal in Central and South America.


wikipedia


anyways, i been lmao at the comments about this.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 4/17/15 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

The jaguar, a compact and well-muscled animal, is the largest cat in the New World and the largest carnivorous mammal in Central and South America.


Purely theoretical.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24561 posts
Posted on 4/17/15 at 2:14 pm to
damn
Posted by stlslick
St.Louis,Mo
Member since Nov 2012
14054 posts
Posted on 4/17/15 at 2:15 pm to



Now, had the jag gone into the water and killed the gator, then i'd be impressed.
Posted by Zchlsu
Twin Peaks, Washington
Member since Jan 2011
6025 posts
Posted on 4/17/15 at 2:15 pm to
LucasP with another great troll.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35464 posts
Posted on 4/17/15 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

LucasP with another great troll.

Yep. That one was solid.
Posted by LooseCannon22282
Mobile
Member since May 2008
33679 posts
Posted on 4/17/15 at 2:19 pm to
lol at the little tune they added to the video.
Posted by Volt
Ascension Island, S Atlantic Ocean
Member since Nov 2009
2958 posts
Posted on 4/17/15 at 2:27 pm to
wow
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
13470 posts
Posted on 4/17/15 at 2:30 pm to
Damn how did he swim with that 900 lb beast in his mouth?!?!?
Posted by bmy
Nashville
Member since Oct 2007
48203 posts
Posted on 4/17/15 at 2:32 pm to
quote:


Damn how did he swim with that 900 lb beast in his mouth?!?!?


more importantly he carried that bitch off like it was nothing
Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2011
14966 posts
Posted on 4/17/15 at 2:56 pm to
Deleted after seeing the other two pages of this thread beat the <>= discussion into a bloody, unrecognizable pulp.
This post was edited on 4/17/15 at 3:00 pm
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101266 posts
Posted on 4/17/15 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

A hungry alligator will eat just about anything. Take one look at one, and it’s obvious what they are: a killing machine. These ferocious predators, with their armored bodies and menacing jaws, are living fossils from a distant past. Scientists say alligators are a prehistoric species, almost 150 million years old, who even managed to avoid extinction 65 million years ago when dinosaurs died off.

That’s why this footage, captured in Brazil’s Pantanal wetlands, is about as insane as it gets.


Ehh, a decently strong/agile human, who knows what he's doing, could wrestle down and subdue an alligator/caiman that size pretty easily. They would never be able to do the same to a jaguar. It's hardly that "insane" of a video.
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
Member since Mar 2009
13542 posts
Posted on 4/17/15 at 3:02 pm to
Why the hell did they set this video to Skinemax porn music?
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