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3-D Lashes, Jamberry & Other Ways to Lose Facebook Friends

Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:33 pm
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:33 pm
I have many friends on FB that sell various MLM stuff(Jamberry, Shakeology, Rodan and Fields, Plexus, etc, etc). Some are not so obnoxious with it and they don't bug me. Most post mostly nothing but stuff about the "wonderful" product they are selling and sending you constant invites for their "party" selling their crap. This blog post hit the nail on the head with how I feel about using my FB friendship to try and sell me stuff.


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I will lose my shite if I am added to one more damn Facebook group. What is with all these groups? Am I a friend or a prospect? No means no. I don’t want to go to yet another party in my neighborhood to make small talk with a woman I’m pretty sure I flipped off in the carpool line earlier today. All while you guilt me into buying yet another purse I will never use, just because I stress binged all your spicy Buffalo chicken dip. Again. Telling me there will be “plenty of booze” is not an incentive. I can drink at home, believe me, and I don’t have to put on pants. I bet you want me to wear a bra and everything. Not happening.

You know who never asks me to put on pants? Amazon Prime.
Posted by GEAUXmedic
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Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:35 pm to
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:35 pm to
You forgot advocare. I keep telling drew to stop hassling me
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98128 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:35 pm to
It didn't mention Limu. Can I interest you in a great business opportunity?
Posted by Ice Cream Sammich
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:35 pm to
Upvote
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
421355 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:35 pm to
i had a friend tell me he was being recruited for Limu yesterday. we had to laugh. that's 2000-late by now

i rarely even seen those Limu BMWs anymore
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22049 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:36 pm to
Stupid MLMs. Great article.

Advocare, Limu, let's make a list that it doesn't include.
This post was edited on 4/15/15 at 6:37 pm
Posted by Grouper Picatta
Sarasota,FL
Member since Mar 2013
1590 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:36 pm to
Sounds like you need an invite to a lingerie party.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:37 pm to
I feel like I could be great friends with this author.


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Also? I don’t want 3-D lashes. Your face looks like a tarantula exhibit. There, I said it. Someone had to. “It Works!” Does it? If one body wrap works for you, that’s great. You know what else works? Spanx. Just bought some online. Pantsless. Boom.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22049 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:37 pm to
quote:

rarely even seen those Limu BMWs anymore



I think it's jeeps now.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
421355 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:38 pm to
quote:

I think it's jeeps now.

motherfricker!
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:40 pm to
Haven't ever been asked anything about Limu tbh.

Oh and for the guys that are wondering....Jamberry are these stickers for your nails.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22049 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:49 pm to
I think it's 2 door jeeps.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76170 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:53 pm to
It Works
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167089 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:53 pm to
quote:

Oh and for the guys that are wondering....Jamberry are these stickers for your nails.



I see through you. This was a thinly veiled attempt to market all your MLM scams, Nurse.

I'm onto you.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:54 pm to
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52908 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:56 pm to
you can come to my house without pants or a bra on if you want
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
15220 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:57 pm to
You can choose to not follow them. Advocare and Monave are to I used to see all he time.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 7:01 pm to
It just bugs me how some take advantage of fb friends to strictly sell their stuff.


Ex: FB with a former coworker. Haven't seen her in 10 years, been fb friends with her for years, haven't chatted in like 5 years. Get a random fb message from her asking how I had been. At first I thought "aww, I miss her" and replied. No sooner did I reply she is inviting me to her Rodan and Fields party if I happen to be in BR when she is having it. Once I said I wasn't going home then..she quickly ended conversation.


Read online that is a sales tactic R&F encourages their sellers to use to get more clients.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22049 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 7:02 pm to
Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling Limu.

It cures every single disease on the planet. How interested on a scale of 1-10 are you in a business opportunity that will make you self sufficient in 3 days?
This post was edited on 4/15/15 at 7:03 pm
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