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Florida man high on flakka had sex with tree and other Fl trash

Posted on 4/15/15 at 2:32 pm
Posted by Grouper Picatta
Sarasota,FL
Member since Mar 2013
1590 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 2:32 pm
F ing Arse beat me to it


Tree huggers

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According to a Melbourne police report, Crowder was spotted by witnesses running naked through a Melbourne neighborhood, yelling that he was a god before committing a sexual act on a tree.







This isn't really big news coming out of Florida but what I found interesting were the recent mugshots at the bottom of the article. Police have a bad rep in general but they deal with the scum of society so of course they will have attitudes and occasionally shoot somebody.So today as I pay my taxes I say thanks for doing what you do.
















I wonder what this naughty girl did?
This post was edited on 4/15/15 at 2:34 pm
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
22649 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 2:33 pm to
Arse beat you
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
69997 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 2:33 pm to
Arse did it!
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124088 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 2:33 pm to
at that black dudes head
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 2:34 pm to
These German threads are out of control today.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64330 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 2:35 pm to
quote:

quote: According to a Melbourne police report, Crowder was spotted by witnesses running naked through a Melbourne neighborhood, yelling that he was a god before committing a sexual act on a tree.


So in other words, just another Ho-hum day in the Sunshine state.
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
23658 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 2:35 pm to
How did his eyes get like that
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64330 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 2:37 pm to
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by Tunasntigers92 How did his eyes get like that


If I had to guess, I'd say his mom is also his sister or something along those lines.
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
23658 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 2:39 pm to
I was thinking incest and/or momma took copius amounts of illegal substances while pregnant.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13825 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

Arse beat you to it


This post was edited on 4/15/15 at 2:41 pm
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
10560 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 2:40 pm to


Posted by PuntBamaPunt
Member since Nov 2010
10070 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 2:41 pm to
is this the same chick? same name, in FL, etc.




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Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
51416 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 2:47 pm to
I think some of these need captions.

Coming soon to The Walking Dead...


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Coming soon on a tree near you...


And finally...

"I want to believe"...
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