When is the next reinstatement thread gonna be?

He is making up some time on his post count. He has been posting a lot lately

What'd he do?

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I have seen some things worse posted recently in these cop threads

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link?

33 is free though

Yeah, can we get FR33 back. I need help finishing my country song commemorating the Boston Bombing thread. I did a lot of it, but got stuck in a few places, then was banned. It's about the guy who took the curious pictures of his apartment getting shot up during the police chase of the brothers.





The Night I Almost Died With My Dick In My Hand

I was polishin’ the monkey last Thursday night,
When the cops and some terrorists got in a fight,
I took some action photos for the internet,
But a lesson in life was soon what I’d get.

The city had quieted down for a while,
And there’s always been one thing that makes me smile,
But it wasn’t gonna work out quite like I planned,
The night I almost died with my dick in my hand.

I had yanked a huge line and was drinkin’ a beer,
And was about to blast off into the porno-sphere,
I had me some tissues, some Gordon’s and Crow,
And an 8 ball from Sunil. I started the show.

I don’t really know why people act so surprised
It really is pretty good exercise,
Kinky, barely legal Asian shemale sluts,
Chunky, hairy MILF’s with big oily butts.

(possible porn verse #2)

Then I heard explosions, and thousands of rounds,
There were bomb-sniffin’ robots and blood-thirsty hounds,
9,000 policemen were hot on their heels,
I thought they'd all followed me home from Sunil’s,

I leapt to my feet and to the window I ran,
Even though I still had my friggin’ dick in my hand,
Bullets started flyinn' and ripped through the walls,
They broke the little fan that blows air on my balls.

(additional verses)

But standin’ there looking at that chair made me think,
About how all our lives can be gone in a blink,
(incomplete)

My name is Andy Kitzenberg and I don’t care,
If they find me in my Justin Bieber underwear,
I don’t care if I die in the back of a car,
Or gutted with an ash tray in a lesbian bar.

I can take a lot of things. I can get knocked down,
(something something) all over town (?),
I’m not the kinda man who bitches and whines,
I just don’t want die like David Caradine.

(additional verses)

I’ll conquer the world now that I know who I am,
And write kick-arse songs about Vietnam,
I didn’t go. I was only three,
But watchin’ it on T.V. always fascinated me.

Why is Kevin Gates banned?