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If you were Sultan of the United States

Posted on 4/14/15 at 1:35 pm
Posted by RedRifle
Austin/NO
Member since Dec 2013
8328 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 1:35 pm
And anything you decreed became law of the land. What would it be?

I'll have the left hands of people who drive slow in the left lanes chopped off.

Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22889 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 1:35 pm to
Build a border that fricking works.
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20685 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 1:36 pm to
That's an interesting choice.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37721 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 1:36 pm to
Play creole... creole
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141650 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 1:37 pm to
I would definitely I don't want to get banned
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66890 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 1:37 pm to
I would ban RedRifle from starting threads.
Posted by RedRifle
Austin/NO
Member since Dec 2013
8328 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 1:38 pm to
(ULM)

I'd also get ride of shitey colleges.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 1:39 pm to
It's called The Truth & Full Disclosure Act; every politician would have to be 100% truthful or be kicked out of office and sent to jail for a min. of 5 years. Other politicians get "points" for ratting each other out.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 1:39 pm to
There would be no more "racism". All men would be treated and punished equal.

People would have to get over being called names.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
102973 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 1:40 pm to
I would ban liberalism
Posted by GrammarKnotsi
Member since Feb 2013
9324 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

I'll have the left hands of people who drive slow in the left lanes chopped off.



What do you consider slow
Posted by OleWar
Troy H. Middleton Library
Member since Mar 2008
5828 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 1:42 pm to
I would have people who speed and pass on the right castrated.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47588 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 1:42 pm to
Institute a four day work week.

Legalize prostitution and all recreational drugs.

Abolish daylight savings time.

Replace social security with mandatory 401k contributions.
Posted by CptRusty
Basket of Deplorables
Member since Aug 2011
11740 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 1:42 pm to
Flat tax rate : 10% of income across the board, no matter how it is earned, no matter how much or how little you earn. No deductions, no credits, no loopholes. Tax code could be written on 20 pages or less.

Gov either makes due with that, or finds ways to spend less.
Posted by Helo
Orlando
Member since Nov 2004
4586 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

Sultan

Send out my mandatory invites to my harem.
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 1:44 pm to
Every U.S. citizen would have to produce at least one work of art per year--poem, song, drawing, video, whatever.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 1:44 pm to
I'd declare wars on random ideas and objects. We'd have a war on mercantilism and a war on shade and a war on brunch. We wouldn't really do much, but it would inconvenience a lot of people and cost a bunch of money.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72023 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 1:45 pm to
Not following proper procedure at 4-way stops would result in a death sentence.

Posted by OleWar
Troy H. Middleton Library
Member since Mar 2008
5828 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 1:47 pm to
I just used a random word generator and came up with "bottle".

I do believe we need a War on Bottles.
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
24341 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 1:49 pm to
quote:

Institute a four day work week.

Legalize prostitution and all recreational drugs.

Abolish daylight savings time.

Replace social security with mandatory 401k contributions.




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