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re: Latest edition of BilJ's "Commercials that you hate"-type threads

Posted on 4/8/15 at 2:17 pm to
Posted by BS
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
16533 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 2:17 pm to
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But...universal love for the Auto Yes clown, right?


The Auto Yes jingle will never get old. Never.
Posted by Rickety Cricket
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Member since Aug 2007
46883 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 2:17 pm to
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"try some of dat fried alligata ohhh we cooked de mean outta him cher"



Ever hear the ones from IWS Gas and Supply? "Hi y'all, this is Mousey". Grinds my gears.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108732 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 2:43 pm to
Two radio ones are pissing me off right now.

1. It comes on SiriusXM. A commercial for some snoring aid called Zyppa or some shite. The guy doing the commercial has this really fricking annoying New York accent or something.

2. The new commercial for TigerRag magazine. Some dipshit is trying to do the Most Interesting Man In The World voice but his words sound more like a fake arse Count Dracula/Translyvania accent. I want to punch him in his fricking face.
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 4/8/15 at 2:49 pm to
Teh zyppah dude is the fricking worst
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 4/8/15 at 3:03 pm to
Posted by wbeagle03
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2006
532 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

Don't listen to the radio much but heard one the other day which was I think Charter internet and their "nerd level WiFi". WTF was that? I have fast internet, so am I a nerd?



This, This and fricking This. I said this in the similar thread in the OT Lounge. Just hearing his stupid voice makes me want to punch my face through the dashboard. I despise that commercial so much.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150548 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 3:27 pm to
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I drive like a grandpa and my reward check was like 18 dollars for a 6 month period

Did they charge you back the $18 the following cycle like WS alleges?
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150548 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 3:28 pm to
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1. It comes on SiriusXM. A commercial for some snoring aid called Zyppa or some shite.

I thought Sirius didn't have commercials. WTF?
Posted by White Shadeaux
In the nicest parts of hell
Member since Jan 2006
24114 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 3:30 pm to
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WS alleges



WS speaks only truth
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 4/8/15 at 3:42 pm to
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I thought Sirius didn't have commercials. WTF?



Sports and talk radio have to....or else when ESPN radio is on commercial we would hear dead air.
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 3:44 pm to
I hate this commercial

This bitch gets put on a cholesterol drug and she goes nuts harassing the town folk with high fives like she just won a Bugatti Veyron on The Price Is Right because she is so ecstatic.
This post was edited on 4/8/15 at 3:57 pm
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150548 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 3:53 pm to
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rondo

quote:

Did they charge you back the $18 the following cycle like WS alleges?
Posted by Tiger at Law
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
2990 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 4:08 pm to
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what about the one where the guy gets his neighbor's mail "again" and the guy whines about his "lectric" bill ?

"not with all the lectric heaters in my code house".


Yep...I was going to post this one also. Relief Windows just can't make a good radio commercial. The "lectric" bit is so damn annoying, and then there is the part where the syntax doesn't match up at all:

Q: So, how warm is your couch?
A: It was last night.

Terrible.
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 4/8/15 at 4:17 pm to
quote:

Did they charge you back the $18 the following cycle like WS alleges?



IDK know what WS is, but I cancelled them because my rates went up every cycle no matter how well I drove.


Switched to Liberty mutual, lower rates by like 60 bucks a month and my agent is a saintsation...
Posted by timbo
Red Stick, La.
Member since Dec 2011
7298 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 4:33 pm to
It's the ads that are running on 104.5/104.9 for this app that lets you listen to terrestrial radio on your cell phone. They actually use 9/11 as a hook for getting you to buy the app. (Because when the Twin Towers went down, it messed up the cell network and people needed to get news from the radio). I find it incredibly tasteless to use a national tragedy to sell a shitty app.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150548 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 4:40 pm to
WS = White Shadeaux (which I feel like you knew)

He was talking about getting the bonus check back from AS (that's All State, btw (that's "by the way)). I know you read the previous page. Good lord, talking to you is like conversing with a four year old.
This post was edited on 4/8/15 at 4:41 pm
Posted by H-Town Tiger
Member since Nov 2003
59054 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 5:05 pm to
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t's the ads that are running on 104.5/104.9 for this app that lets you listen to terrestrial radio on your cell phone. They actually use 9/11 as a hook for getting you to buy the app. (Because when the Twin Towers went down, it messed up the cell network and people needed to get news from the radio). I find it incredibly tasteless to use a national tragedy to sell a shitty app.


i listen to Hanagriff and Ott almost everyday and i have no idea what you are talking about.
Posted by timbo
Red Stick, La.
Member since Dec 2011
7298 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 5:11 pm to
They were running it last week -- I heard it during Hannagriff and Ott last Wednesday. Talking about how the morning of September 11 was a bright day, but the world changed after that and we need to be able to communicate.
Posted by LooseCannon22282
Mobile
Member since May 2008
33679 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 5:32 pm to
the newer round of Linclon commercials with Matthew McConaughey.

they started airing during the college football playoff.

i thought for sure we had seen the last of them.

dead wrong.



Just fricking horrible.
Posted by Tiger at Law
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
2990 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 6:03 pm to
They are for a radio streaming app for your phone...I think Next Radio is the name, but there are two competing apps that do the same thing, so it might be the other one. I agree, kind of trashy, but it does make a point.

This reminds me of another stupid one that is from one of the 2 radio apps:

Scene: couple in a car pull up to restaurant while the fourth quarter of a game is starting.

Paraphrased banter:
W: Get of the car.
H: No, game is going on and I'm not leaving.
W: But we are already 5 minutes late for our reservation.
H: Don't care, not going in yet.
W:"But I'm staaaaaaaaarved!"

Things that piss me off:
1. The couple is stupid and annoying.
2. Guy should have cancelled the reservation or gone some place with TVs.
3. She should say that she's starving, not that she is staaaaarved.

I award this commercial 3 out of a possible 5 face punches.
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