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re: Latest edition of BilJ's "Commercials that you hate"-type threads

Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:37 am to
Posted by Pilot Tiger
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Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:37 am to
lol the only La show I listen to is sports today and that commercial is so annoying.

I can hear "radio commercial voice guy" under the fake accent.

The lanoix insurance commercial is pretty bad too, it's like, "hey guys make sure to sound as monotone and uninterested as possible, that'll reel in the customers"
Posted by White Shadeaux
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Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:41 am to
I hate the commercial too Coco.
Except for a different reason. Yes, the girl is a bitch though.

The reason being is its false advertising.

Yeah, you get a check every 6 months.
But what they fail to tell you is that its not a "Bonus", which signifies that its "extra" right?

No, they add the amount back into your next bill.
frickers.

Posted by Sellecks Moustache
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Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:42 am to
The Revlon song with the Addicted To Love song. Makes me want to Falcon Pawnch my TV.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:43 am to
I hate the Kieth White Ford commercial with the kids too.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:43 am to
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can't stand the one where the guy goes "yeah my daughter painted her room pink like a princess..GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT? HOO RAH"

I almost went with that one for this thread, but that bitch with her check gets me more than any others right now.

But that one you mentioned is stupid as frick. It's actually not bad until he goes all stereotypical soldier a-hole guy and confronts the viewer for no reason whatsoever.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:46 am to
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Hey insurance companies, NEWSFLASH. Nobody's perfect.






Right, that's why you pay for insurance at $3000/year and they pay $45000 for the car you ran into. You jerk!

Spoken like an insurance employee..


I actually like that commercial. You get in one fender-bender and your insurance jacks the frick up. "What's the point of having insurance if you get penalized for using it?"

Truth.


(although Progressive has accident forgiveness so my rate didn't go up from my wreck last year )
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:48 am to
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Idk if we're talking about the same commercial, but I lost my shite the first time I saw the home security commercial where a mom and kids walks in on a burglar at their TV, and he just looks up and has this look like "welp, I'm outta here" and just kinda walks out real quick

Not the same one he's talking about, but you're 100% talking about this one.

(give it a minute to load the page)

He just calmly peaces the frick out while they stare at him.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:48 am to
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Mind you, simply "not getting in a wreck" doesn't make you a good driver first of all. Secondly, if you're a good driver, you should be getting these checks on the reg. Thirdly, the fact that you're THIS excited and talking shite/bragging to your husband about not getting in a wreck in half a year, you're basically helping to prove the premise that women are shitty drivers anyway because for the rest of the time you've had this insurance, you weren't getting checks, so you obviously suck at driving and get in many wrecks.



That's why when he goes to talk (probably to make those exact points), he gets "Silence!" from this bitch.


Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:49 am to
quote:

No, they add the amount back into your next bill.
frickers.

Seriously?
Posted by WG_Dawg
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Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:49 am to


That's the one.

"oh, you're home.....see ya!"
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:50 am to
Hey customer, NEWSFLASH. Insurance companies are businesses too.
Posted by BobbyGoulet
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Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:51 am to
the Certified Financial Planner commercial with the DJ guy

what bothers me about it (besides it being so blatantly fake) is after the reveal of this a-hole being a dj, he starts dancing around but is dancing like the biggest fricking doofus i've ever seen. it's terrible
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:52 am to
That also reminds me, in those progressive commercials it's the women who caused the accidents..

Girl taps the bumper of the car ahead of her, girl wrecks Brad, guy gets Tboned by a minivan... All women causing accidents.
Posted by LSUTygerFan
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Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:52 am to
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any of the fake cajun commercials


these are at the top of my list.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:54 am to
This thread could turn into or span another on the subject of over analyzing the commercials themselves.
Posted by White Shadeaux
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Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:57 am to
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Seriously?



Yes.
I called my Allstate guy when I noticed this going on.
He basically admitted its not really a "Bonus"...but its "A check for you to do whatever you want with..."

Yeah jackleg....like pay my car insurance bill.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:58 am to
This thread is for that anyway.

Feel free to describe, in detail, why you hate certain ones.
Posted by White Shadeaux
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Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:58 am to
But...universal love for the Auto Yes clown, right?
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:59 am to
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Yes.
I called my Allstate guy when I noticed this going on.
He basically admitted its not really a "Bonus"...but its "A check for you to do whatever you want with..."

Yeah jackleg....like pay my car insurance bill.

So let's say you pay $1000 for 6 months of car insurance.

You're saying that you get a check for like $150, and that's cool...but then your next bill for insurance is $1,150?

Is that what you're saying?
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 4/8/15 at 11:00 am to
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But...universal love for the Auto Yes clown, right?

I can't hate anything that parodies Homey D. Clown.
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