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OT Law School Thread, but with a twist

Posted on 4/2/15 at 9:55 am
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
66997 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 9:55 am
Of the 4 Law Schools, which one would win...in a fight?

1000 alumni from each of the state's 4 law schools are selected at random in a lottery and meet in the Parking Lot of the MALCO cinema in Gonzales, LA (a midpoint between the 4 schools) for a fight to the death (picture the scene from Anchorman). Which law school comes out on top? Melee weapons only.

Bonus question, the friends and families of the law schools sue in civil court after the dust settles. Which school's lawyers win the civil suit?
This post was edited on 4/2/15 at 9:59 am
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72004 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 9:58 am to
Tulane

Those cowards would sit back and hire people to fight for them.
Posted by Barrister
Member since Jul 2012
4606 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 10:00 am to
Really?
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
66997 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 10:34 am to
I'm pretty sure that's not allowed, anyways...so pretty much accurate
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52908 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 10:37 am to
Loyola

Posted by FearTheFish
Member since Dec 2007
3753 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 11:51 am to
This is quite possibly the dumbest thing I have read in a long time.
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43456 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 11:52 am to
I'd say Southern, but half of them wouldn't be fighting because they'd be filming it to post on social media afterward.
Posted by theronswanson
House built with my hands
Member since Feb 2012
2976 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

Which law school comes out on top?


SULC no doubt. LSU kids are too stupid to find Gonzales on a map, Loyola kids don't want to waste their time leaving the bastion of culture that is New Orleans, and Tulane kids are too coked out.

quote:

Which school's lawyers win the civil suit?


SULC again. Its the best law school in the state and therefore produces the best lawyers.
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