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OT Law School Thread, but with a twist
Posted on 4/2/15 at 9:55 am
Posted on 4/2/15 at 9:55 am
Of the 4 Law Schools, which one would win...in a fight?
1000 alumni from each of the state's 4 law schools are selected at random in a lottery and meet in the Parking Lot of the MALCO cinema in Gonzales, LA (a midpoint between the 4 schools) for a fight to the death (picture the scene from Anchorman). Which law school comes out on top? Melee weapons only.
Bonus question, the friends and families of the law schools sue in civil court after the dust settles. Which school's lawyers win the civil suit?
1000 alumni from each of the state's 4 law schools are selected at random in a lottery and meet in the Parking Lot of the MALCO cinema in Gonzales, LA (a midpoint between the 4 schools) for a fight to the death (picture the scene from Anchorman). Which law school comes out on top? Melee weapons only.
Bonus question, the friends and families of the law schools sue in civil court after the dust settles. Which school's lawyers win the civil suit?
This post was edited on 4/2/15 at 9:59 am
Posted on 4/2/15 at 9:58 am to kingbob
Tulane
Those cowards would sit back and hire people to fight for them.
Those cowards would sit back and hire people to fight for them.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 10:34 am to Barrister
I'm pretty sure that's not allowed, anyways...so pretty much accurate
Posted on 4/2/15 at 11:51 am to kingbob
This is quite possibly the dumbest thing I have read in a long time.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 11:52 am to kingbob
I'd say Southern, but half of them wouldn't be fighting because they'd be filming it to post on social media afterward.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 12:35 pm to kingbob
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Which law school comes out on top?
SULC no doubt. LSU kids are too stupid to find Gonzales on a map, Loyola kids don't want to waste their time leaving the bastion of culture that is New Orleans, and Tulane kids are too coked out.
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Which school's lawyers win the civil suit?
SULC again. Its the best law school in the state and therefore produces the best lawyers.
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