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re: Florida couple out-Floridas the rest of Florida

Posted on 4/1/15 at 6:47 pm to
Posted by Dirty Rascal
BR/Nola
Member since Sep 2014
1010 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 6:47 pm to
Anythings a dildo if you try hard enough
Posted by duggieblue
GA
Member since Feb 2010
4335 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 6:56 pm to
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 7:35 pm to
there is some MAJOR fisting going on over there
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65525 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 7:58 pm to
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39036 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 8:08 pm to
I will see your bath salts, meth, singlewide, serial killer, and Jameis, and raise you their pet names of George and Trayvon.

Then, it rules.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26433 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 8:15 pm to
Does she still have his thing..... Is so, there's some serious tuckage going on...
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 8:29 pm to
It's weird, but when I think of the worst Florida incidents, I think of Ted Bundy and Lisa Nowak. This is just a strange quirk. A former astronaut who drives from Houston to Florida wearing nothing but a diaper in order to kidnap a naval captain who is romantically involved with another astronaut, now that's a Florida story.
Posted by LSUwag
Florida man
Member since Jan 2007
17319 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 8:43 pm to
quote:

Yep, they win Florida.


Sometimes, I'm ashamed to live here.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76173 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 8:46 pm to
That'll be a fascinating reality show one day!
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
23484 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 8:52 pm to
quote:

I bet 69ing takes some effort for those two

in this case, it's more like a 34.5....
Posted by poochie
Houma, la
Member since Apr 2007
6180 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 9:24 pm to
New sitcom about this:
2 and a half men
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 10:04 pm to
How much yall think buddy has tied up in that sleeve

Im thinking about 15 bucks
Posted by BayouBlue386
53298 posts
Member since Mar 2015
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 10:17 pm to
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I'd rather be waterboarded, maced, and tazed than see the sextape of these two



Exact opposite.

I NEED to see video evidence of this. Is she pre op or post. If pre, who is pitching and who is catching.

If post, are they into footing? I feel like it would be necessary.
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 10:20 pm to
Maybe I should clarify. I have a paralytic phobia of dwarves. I would convulse if I saw that shite
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13839 posts
Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:00 am to
She said "He's my little spinner"

quote:

whereby the petite woman is so thin she is able to be mounted and spun in a circle on an erect penis.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:10 am to
quote:

The dude is the perfect height for it.

No going down......just forward
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33444 posts
Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:15 am to
quote:

The dude is the perfect height for it.


Yeah...kinda like "if you are toe to toe then your nose is in it....and if you are nose to nose then your toes are in it"
Posted by LSUvegasbombed
Red Stick
Member since Sep 2013
15464 posts
Posted on 4/3/15 at 12:15 pm to
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