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re: Dufner's getting divorced (nsfw)

Posted on 3/31/15 at 4:22 pm to
Posted by Art Vandelay
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Posted on 3/31/15 at 4:22 pm to
and I quote

"She always gave off a count vibe
I hope she gets ovarian cancer"

Don't get mad at me I didn't say it
Posted by Geauxld Finger
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 3/31/15 at 4:27 pm to
she got what she needed and cashed her chips out
Posted by aVatiger
Water
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Posted on 3/31/15 at 4:29 pm to
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Haha Jesus. I know Amanda. Sweet girl, but goddamn she doesn't need this much money.


Posted by KillerNut9
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Posted on 3/31/15 at 4:52 pm to
Duf Daddy about to hit up the town to collect some new smokeshows
Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 3/31/15 at 5:00 pm to
She's hot
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51809 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 5:54 pm to
Had a feeling this was coming. She deleted her instagram a few weeks ago, and was a no show at his charity event last week. Guess he got tired of the fame going to her head.
Posted by Rig
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Posted on 3/31/15 at 5:56 pm to
There's probably a lot that goes into it. More than just "fame".
Posted by JBeam
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Posted on 3/31/15 at 6:06 pm to
quote:

Guess he got tired of the fame going to her head.
That's a pretty broad statement.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
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Posted on 3/31/15 at 6:08 pm to
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 3/31/15 at 6:29 pm to
quote:

Guess he got tired of all those other dudes dicks going into her vagina.



Fify
Posted by hehateme2285
Katy, TX
Member since Dec 2007
5109 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 6:34 pm to
I can pretty much guarantee it fell apart when he got hurt last year and couldn't play. Ended up being home all the time with nothing to do. Not what both of them signed up for. I know of a couple of guys who came back early from injury just to avoid that.
Posted by Bob Sacamano
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
5277 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 6:36 pm to
That pic of her in a bikini is at Bakers Bay. I just got back from there.
This post was edited on 3/31/15 at 6:38 pm
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51809 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 6:39 pm to
By his own account, when he's not on the course, he likes laying around at the house reading and tweeting about Auburn athletics. All of a sudden, he's taking her posse to the Caribbean on private jets.
Posted by PeteRose
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Posted on 3/31/15 at 7:48 pm to
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Let's do the math

3 years = 1095 days

1095 days = 26280 hours

2,500,000/26280 = $95.13 an hour for her services.

I'd say he got a fair deal here


it's not like she's giving him heads 24/7. You're paying her when she goes shopping, watches soap opera, nagging you, banging other dudes, sleeping?

At best, they were f*cking 3x a week. Let's assume each time they had sex, it was an hour(unlikely, but let's give her benefit of the doubt for calculation purposes).

3x a week = 3 hours a week, which equals to 156 hrs a year.

In 2.5 years, that's 390 hrs of total sex activity.

2,500,000/390=$6400 an hour. You can get 5x the hours of different high end escorts at that price. And you could keep your house after the escorts leave.
This post was edited on 3/31/15 at 7:55 pm
Posted by PeteRose
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Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 3/31/15 at 7:56 pm to
quote:


Golfers = Betas


Calling men "betas" = beta yourself but attempting to look alpha
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
73239 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 8:07 pm to
Obviously cheated with Tiger Woods

This is verified now that they say Tiger has his swag back

Posted by Tigah Jr
The Stick
Member since Oct 2011
846 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 8:42 pm to
Duf hasn't been much of a factor this year on the tour. I guess he has had some personal issues to sort through. Hope he gets his stuff together, I always enjoy watching him on Sundays.
Posted by Pettifogger
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Member since Feb 2012
79104 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 9:31 pm to
Hopefully this will spur some game on his part. Like Ryan Adams.
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37247 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 9:51 pm to
Not directed at you, but if she was fricking someone else wouldn't he have file for divorced?
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
16826 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 10:03 pm to
You'd be amazed how many men put up with this. Some blame themselves for and probably think they should've "done more" for the marriage.
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