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re: Odd Occurence and the wife thinks I'm crazy...
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:18 pm to BayouBlue386
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:18 pm to BayouBlue386
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What do you do?
Tell your wife you are perfectly capable of picking out plants yourself. Wives/girlfriends only serve to drag out the decision making process.
Oh, and then you let her bring a friend?
I'm pretty sure that as soon as those guys jumped out, you should have driven off to the nearest restroom to wipe that crap out of your shorts.
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Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:19 pm to LigerFan
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Put that Prius in park and whoop some arse!
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:19 pm to BayouBlue386
It's a lot like when my little brother went through his foot-fetish phase and he was always borrowing my computer to look up foot porn. Yeah we thought about having an intervention for him but we just couldn't explain to my mother how foot-porn could be a real addiction. She just kept saying "he's not drinking or smoking the foot porn, how could he be addicted?". So in the end we didn't do any dramatic intervention or send him off to a rehab or anything but I still feel like maybe we should have. Anyway he eventually grew up and grew out of it, got a pretty nice job working for the state now. Pay isn't the greatest but the benefits are above average and you can't beat the vacation schedule.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:20 pm to BayouBlue386
I'm looking for the first, best way out of that intersection as soon as I see the doors open.
The reason is I only have one life. And I'm not going to spend it injured or killed by random idiots in the street... or in prison for the more likely event of me hospitalizing them.
The reason is I only have one life. And I'm not going to spend it injured or killed by random idiots in the street... or in prison for the more likely event of me hospitalizing them.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:20 pm to BayouBlue386
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What do you do?
Not this...
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I swerve and avoid the accident, my windows are down so I give him the one finger salute and yell a choice word or two.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:20 pm to terd ferguson
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1. Remove Beretta M9 from holster under steering wheel
2. Look over at 3 young gentlemen
3. Smile
So you're scared to get your arse kicked are you?
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:20 pm to BayouBlue386
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:21 pm to mikelbr
No... They came off the street leading to tje projects right there by country day. They cut across the lanes and I swerved into the turning lane to avoid accident. We then stopped for the light, still a good quarter of a mile back. Headed south on perkins.
You're right in thqt it wasnt bluebonnet. Misremembered. Admittedly the adrenaline was pumping quite a bit.
You're right in thqt it wasnt bluebonnet. Misremembered. Admittedly the adrenaline was pumping quite a bit.
This post was edited on 3/31/15 at 12:22 pm
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:21 pm to PurpGold 14-0
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So you're scared to get your arse kicked are you?
That dude does the Krav Maga.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:21 pm to BayouBlue386
None of this happened..
And your pussy arse wouldn't have done anything. .
And your pussy arse wouldn't have done anything. .
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:22 pm to LucasP
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It's a lot like when my little brother went through his foot-fetish phase and he was always borrowing my computer to look up foot porn. Yeah we thought about having an intervention for him but we just couldn't explain to my mother how foot-porn could be a real addiction. She just kept saying "he's not drinking or smoking the foot porn, how could he be addicted?". So in the end we didn't do any dramatic intervention or send him off to a rehab or anything but I still feel like maybe we should have. Anyway he eventually grew up and grew out of it, got a pretty nice job working for the state now. Pay isn't the greatest but the benefits are above average and you can't beat the vacation schedule.
this post
holy shite
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:22 pm to BayouBlue386
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You're right in thqt it wasnt bluebonnet. Misremembered.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:23 pm to BayouBlue386
You're at 540 posts more than necessary..
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:24 pm to PurpGold 14-0
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So you're scared to get your arse kicked are you?
If there's proof that none of them have weapons I'll go toe to toe... until then, I'll stay armed.
Good for you for thinking that fair fights still exist though... that's so cute.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:24 pm to TigerBait2008
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None of this happened..
And your pussy arse wouldn't have done anything. .
Did happen, my mustache alone would have destroyed these fools.
On an unrelated note, my wife asled me not to shave my beard, so I shaved a handlebar mustache and can't resist referencing it.
I did not have said moustache during road rage incident.
This post was edited on 3/31/15 at 12:27 pm
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:24 pm to BayouBlue386
use the shoot the "carjacker" law.
This post was edited on 3/31/15 at 12:27 pm
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:26 pm to mikelbr
And white butthole worms.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:26 pm to Napoleon
The best choice is to get out of the situation.
Well, other than not putting yourself in the situation to begin with.
Well, other than not putting yourself in the situation to begin with.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:26 pm to BayouBlue386
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And you read the whole thing...twat. I'm just curious as to what people's reactions are. I'm not after getting punched in the face through an open window or running some people over. I'd rather be out the car than in. As for 3 on 1, a big knife and a small gun are my +2s. My point was simply, my wife thinks I'm crazy for contemplating getting out at all. Her friend thought she was about to see someone die. I wasn't wanting to get out by any means, I just felt it was better to be prepared for the worst case...
Motherfricker this isn't war and peace. It wasn't that hard for anybody with a third grade education to read ( or write apparently).
And my point was great, good for you. Why would you feel the need to come to a message board to post about it. Literally nobody cares besides you, your wife, her friend, and possibly the guy at Lowe's you told about it.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:27 pm to BayouBlue386
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No... They came off the street leading to tje projects right there by country day. They cut across the lanes and I swerved into the turning lane to avoid accident. We then stopped for the light, still a good quarter of a mile back. Headed south on perkins.
Silverside? Now that makes more sense. People some retarded driving around that area during rush hour. Had the SAME thing done to me by a lady in an older Avalon a few weeks ago. I was heading South/East on Perkins and she was coming out of one of the offices right there. Zipped out the lot and didn't stop at the stop sign at Perkins, right across me and into middle/turn lane(she was hurrying to Albertsons I guess). :cheers
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