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Need help on Woodville Mississipi!

Posted on 3/28/15 at 4:00 pm
Posted by JJBTiger2012
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
1891 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 4:00 pm
Got a buddy getting married and didn't want a bachelor party. Just got a call from others in the wedding wanting to take him to illusions. How is the place? Also, are there just bars near by?! Any help is appreciated, thanks.
Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
61590 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 4:03 pm to
Should be some good talent there this time of year.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47456 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

Also, are there just bars near by?!

It's fricking awful. But a bachelor party there is fun. Book a couple rooms at the motel next door and crash there. Seriously there a good chance a few girls will join yall after wards if one of you jacklegs thinks to bring some blow. Don't drive back to br.
This post was edited on 3/28/15 at 4:05 pm
Posted by crankbait
Member since Feb 2008
11623 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 4:04 pm to
Illusions is pretty disgusting. No other bars around.
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37307 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

It's fricking awful. But a bachelor party there is fun. Book a couple rooms at the motel next door and crash there. Seriously there a good chance a few girls will join yall after wards if one of you jacklegs thinks to bring some blow. Don't drive back to br.


Everything in this post is true.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 4:16 pm to
Just remember if you see a peg legged stripper there it's no illusion
Posted by LilEd76
Member since Apr 2014
292 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 4:16 pm to
Don't go. Instead spend money on a spelling lesson.
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12059 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 4:17 pm to
My cousins went there for Halloween one year and there was a stripper with a wooden leg dressed as a pirate. So there's that...
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
163989 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 4:18 pm to
Sounds like y'all gonna go put the wood in Woodville.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47456 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

Everything in this post is true.

I've been through Woodville at every hour on the clock at least 2 times from. 06-11.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57459 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 4:28 pm to
I wanna see some c-section scars
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47456 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 4:35 pm to
quote:

wanna see some c-section scars


They keep that place dark as frick. And it's a low end establishment so the stripper will take three songs to get nude. You gotta tip them like $20 total before they get nekkid.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19237 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 5:05 pm to
I went there once on a weeknight and had a great time.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22169 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 5:14 pm to
Its the high end tittie bars that suck. The dives are much more fun.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
55940 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 5:39 pm to
Illusions is exactly what you would expect of a titty bar in a town of less than 1,000 people....

be careful...don't frick with the locals and don't drive drunk when you leave....
Posted by AudubonEagle
Member since Feb 2015
78 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 5:42 pm to
Decent talent during deer season. Awful in the off season. There are no bars around for miles. Find a new location for the bachelor party.
Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13498 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 6:08 pm to
I've only driven through in the daytime. I would never want to be there as a drunk out-of-towner. But maybe the bachelor party is a bunch of rednecks who'll blend in.
Posted by Sayre
Felixville
Member since Nov 2011
5499 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 6:26 pm to
The only time I went to Illusions, back in 2006, I wanted to pay the chicks to put their clothes back on.

That was not during the peak of hunting season, when they get out of town talent.

White powders of any sort will make the experience much more enjoyable.
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
41813 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 7:48 pm to
You'll have lasting memories

For sure
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63140 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 7:50 pm to
Just remember: It's pronounced WOOOODvuhl.
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