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If reincarnation was real, but, in the next life, you're an insect...
Posted on 3/25/15 at 12:59 pm
Posted on 3/25/15 at 12:59 pm
..how much would that suck?
Ant, roach, mosquito, wasp, etc..
Trying to communicate is futile, knowing your days are numbered, whether it's a boot or a can of bug spray.
Sometimes I let a roach live. Who knows? It could be Thomas Jefferson.
Ant, roach, mosquito, wasp, etc..
Trying to communicate is futile, knowing your days are numbered, whether it's a boot or a can of bug spray.
Sometimes I let a roach live. Who knows? It could be Thomas Jefferson.
This post was edited on 3/25/15 at 1:03 pm
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Posted on 3/25/15 at 12:59 pm to LSUAlum2001
That beetle that looks like a rhino would be bad arse.
Posted on 3/25/15 at 1:00 pm to LSUAlum2001
DV
Posted on 3/25/15 at 1:00 pm to LSUAlum2001
If I'm a roach I hope a bird gets me pretty quick
Posted on 3/25/15 at 1:01 pm to LSUAlum2001
I would try to be the best cricket I could possibly be.
Big
Loud
Indoors
Big
Loud
Indoors
Posted on 3/25/15 at 1:01 pm to LSUAlum2001
I hope the universe just keeps expanding and retracting with all of us reliving the same life over and over
if you lived in Europe in the 12th century, sucks for you
if you lived in Europe in the 12th century, sucks for you
Posted on 3/25/15 at 1:01 pm to LSUAlum2001
quote:how exactly does one Thomas Jefferson?
It could Thomas Jefferson.
Posted on 3/25/15 at 1:02 pm to Fearthehat0307
Sleep with the slave roaches
Posted on 3/25/15 at 1:02 pm to LSUAlum2001
I think black people alive today were white people in their past lives (and vice versa). They're being punished for their past racial sins.
Posted on 3/25/15 at 1:02 pm to DelU249
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if you lived in Europe in the 12th century, sucks for you
..or England.
frick! The plague again?!?
Posted on 3/25/15 at 1:03 pm to Fearthehat0307
quote:
how exactly does one Thomas Jefferson?
Its similar to the stanky leg.
Posted on 3/25/15 at 1:03 pm to LSUAlum2001
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If reincarnation was real, but, in the next life, you're an insect...
..how much would that suck?
Better than coming back as a goat.
Posted on 3/25/15 at 1:03 pm to Fearthehat0307
Haha.. Left out be..
Posted on 3/25/15 at 1:03 pm to LSUAlum2001
Actually, it would be short lived and then I would reincarnate as something else. At the very least I would hope I were an insect who could fly and my death would be quick.
This post was edited on 3/25/15 at 1:05 pm
Posted on 3/25/15 at 1:04 pm to Mo Jeaux
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I think black people alive today were white people in their past lives (and vice versa). They're being punished for their past racial sins.
I often times think I must have been a slave-trader or an SS officer in a past life. Life takes a shite on me pretty regularly so I must be paying for something.
Posted on 3/25/15 at 1:06 pm to LSUAlum2001
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If reincarnation was real, but, in the next life, you're an insect...
..how much would that suck?
Why? Short life spans. You wouldn't be an insect for long. You would die in a short time and then come back as a badass crocodile or something.
Posted on 3/25/15 at 1:08 pm to LSUAlum2001
I'd be a praying mantis, because at least I'd get some praying mantis arse before my SO rips my head off.
Posted on 3/25/15 at 1:08 pm to SabiDojo
What if you had to reincarnate into every living thing from the bottom up?
Moving up the food chain would take a looooong time.
Moving up the food chain would take a looooong time.
Posted on 3/25/15 at 1:10 pm to LSUAlum2001
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What if you had to reincarnate into every living thing from the bottom up?
Then what would be above the human? A virus? An incurable bacterial infection? You wouldn't have to worry about being an insect at all because you're already near the very top of the chain.
This post was edited on 3/25/15 at 1:13 pm
Posted on 3/25/15 at 1:13 pm to LSUAlum2001
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Trying to communicate is futile, knowing your days are numbered, whether it's a boot or a can of bug spray.
I assume that the vast majority of bugs aren't killed by humans.
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