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Human feces contains gold worth millions of dollars
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:10 am
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:10 am
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Washington (AFP) - Human feces contains gold and other precious metals that could be worth hundreds of millions of dollars, experts say.
Now the trick is how to retrieve them -- a potential windfall that could also help save the planet. "The gold we found was at the level of a minimal mineral deposit," said Kathleen Smith, of the US Geological Survey, after her team discovered metals such as platinum, silver and gold in treated waste. A recent study by another group of experts in the field found that waste from one million Americans could contain as much as $13 million worth of metals.
quote:
There are metals everywhere -- in your hair care products, detergents, even nanoparticles that are put in socks to prevent bad odors."
LINK
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:12 am to weagle99
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Now the trick is how to retrieve them -- a potential windfall that could also stink up the planet.
FIFY
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:13 am to weagle99
I'm gonna go open a safe deposit box at the bank today - after I eat at Taco Bell.
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:13 am to weagle99
I can see it now, Discovery Channel's new show " shite Rush"
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:14 am to davesdawgs
welp guess im going back to shitting in buckets
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:14 am to weagle99
Arseinclass thread if I've ever seent one
This post was edited on 3/24/15 at 9:15 am
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:17 am to weagle99
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waste from one million Americans could contain as much as $13 million worth of metals.
So $13 dollars per person... Is that per year or a lifetime? Either way, not worth digging through your own shite...
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:18 am to weagle99
$13 million is a very small amount of money considering you would have to go through the feces of 300+ million people to get it.
That's 120 billion bowel movements, assumin one per American per day. That's about 1% of a cent per bowel movement.
This article is dumb and done for shock value.
ETA: it says 1 million Americans. That means 3.6 cents per bowel movement. My point doesn't change.
That's 120 billion bowel movements, assumin one per American per day. That's about 1% of a cent per bowel movement.
This article is dumb and done for shock value.
ETA: it says 1 million Americans. That means 3.6 cents per bowel movement. My point doesn't change.
This post was edited on 3/24/15 at 9:20 am
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:21 am to weagle99
This reminds me of a guy I know who runs a septic tank service. His business card reads...
"Your shite Is My Bread & Butter"
"Your shite Is My Bread & Butter"
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:22 am to weagle99
Who wants to cash in on this? I'm pretty set financially since I'm an OTer and all, but I'll mail you all of my shite for a mere $1 per month.
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:22 am to weagle99
quote:I will be DEMANDING my 13 bucks.
A recent study by another group of experts in the field found that waste from one million Americans could contain as much as $13 million worth of metals.
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:23 am to weagle99
I drank a lot of Goldschalger back in the day. I should have processed the gold out of my shite and made a few bucks.
This post was edited on 3/24/15 at 9:28 am
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:26 am to weagle99
Why have you been in the bathroom for so long with that pan?
Because I'm getting rich, beyotch!
Because I'm getting rich, beyotch!
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:52 am to LSUAlum2001
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I drank a lot of Goldschalger back in the day
The original fireball.
Give kids a bottle of goldsclager and they will wish cinnamon never existed the next day.
Can't chew big red gum to this DAY!
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:55 am to weagle99
I'm rich, I tell you. Rich!
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:57 am to Darth_Vader
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reminds me of a guy I know who runs a septic tank service. His business card reads...
"Your shite Is My Bread & Butter"
Those guys always have good slogans. My friends is "you shite it we get it"
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:57 am to oleyeller
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welp guess im going back to shitting in buckets
I'm gonna get ahead of the game and start offering people a few bucks for mineral rights to their septic tanks, outhouses etc.
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