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Human feces contains gold worth millions of dollars

Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:10 am
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:10 am
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Washington (AFP) - Human feces contains gold and other precious metals that could be worth hundreds of millions of dollars, experts say.

Now the trick is how to retrieve them -- a potential windfall that could also help save the planet. "The gold we found was at the level of a minimal mineral deposit," said Kathleen Smith, of the US Geological Survey, after her team discovered metals such as platinum, silver and gold in treated waste. A recent study by another group of experts in the field found that waste from one million Americans could contain as much as $13 million worth of metals.


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There are metals everywhere -- in your hair care products, detergents, even nanoparticles that are put in socks to prevent bad odors."


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Posted by PuntBamaPunt
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:12 am to
Posted by davesdawgs
Georgia - Class of '75
Member since Oct 2008
20307 posts
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:12 am to
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Now the trick is how to retrieve them -- a potential windfall that could also stink up the planet.


FIFY
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
89831 posts
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:13 am to
I'm gonna go open a safe deposit box at the bank today - after I eat at Taco Bell.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:13 am to
I can see it now, Discovery Channel's new show " shite Rush"
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32015 posts
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:14 am to
welp guess im going back to shitting in buckets
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136793 posts
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:14 am to
Arseinclass thread if I've ever seent one
This post was edited on 3/24/15 at 9:15 am
Posted by guedeaux
Tardis
Member since Jan 2008
13609 posts
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:17 am to
quote:

waste from one million Americans could contain as much as $13 million worth of metals.


So $13 dollars per person... Is that per year or a lifetime? Either way, not worth digging through your own shite...
Posted by TheHiddenFlask
The Welsh red light district
Member since Jul 2008
18384 posts
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:18 am to
$13 million is a very small amount of money considering you would have to go through the feces of 300+ million people to get it.

That's 120 billion bowel movements, assumin one per American per day. That's about 1% of a cent per bowel movement.

This article is dumb and done for shock value.

ETA: it says 1 million Americans. That means 3.6 cents per bowel movement. My point doesn't change.
This post was edited on 3/24/15 at 9:20 am
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:19 am to
$13 million x 300
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64382 posts
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:21 am to
This reminds me of a guy I know who runs a septic tank service. His business card reads...

"Your shite Is My Bread & Butter"


Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25482 posts
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:22 am to
Who wants to cash in on this? I'm pretty set financially since I'm an OTer and all, but I'll mail you all of my shite for a mere $1 per month.
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:22 am to
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A recent study by another group of experts in the field found that waste from one million Americans could contain as much as $13 million worth of metals.
I will be DEMANDING my 13 bucks.
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
47119 posts
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:23 am to
I drank a lot of Goldschalger back in the day. I should have processed the gold out of my shite and made a few bucks.

This post was edited on 3/24/15 at 9:28 am
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66886 posts
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:26 am to
Why have you been in the bathroom for so long with that pan?

Because I'm getting rich, beyotch!
Posted by BayouBlue386
53298 posts
Member since Mar 2015
764 posts
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:52 am to
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I drank a lot of Goldschalger back in the day


The original fireball.

Give kids a bottle of goldsclager and they will wish cinnamon never existed the next day.


Can't chew big red gum to this DAY!
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98128 posts
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:55 am to
I'm rich, I tell you. Rich!
Posted by Srbtiger06
Member since Apr 2006
28255 posts
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:57 am to
quote:

reminds me of a guy I know who runs a septic tank service. His business card reads...

"Your shite Is My Bread & Butter"



Those guys always have good slogans. My friends is "you shite it we get it"
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27318 posts
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:57 am to
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welp guess im going back to shitting in buckets

I'm gonna get ahead of the game and start offering people a few bucks for mineral rights to their septic tanks, outhouses etc.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22049 posts
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:59 am to
Panchos > Taco Bell
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