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Explorer Interrupts Mating Tortoises, Slowest Chase Ever Ensues (NatGeo)

Posted on 3/23/15 at 11:39 am
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 3/23/15 at 11:39 am
Youtube

1. did not get this from reddit
2. got this from gizmodo via FB
Posted by heypaul
The O-T Lounge
Member since May 2008
38104 posts
Posted on 3/23/15 at 11:41 am to
I wish they would dub that song
"Move bitch, get out da way!"
Over that.....
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 3/23/15 at 11:44 am to
Turtle had a "eat shite and die" look in his eye.
Posted by ILikeLSUToo
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2008
18018 posts
Posted on 3/23/15 at 11:55 am to
And now I am watching animal attack video for the next 5 hours.
Posted by TheDeathValley
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2010
17142 posts
Posted on 3/23/15 at 11:56 am to
That turtle wanted to frick him up haha
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46322 posts
Posted on 3/23/15 at 12:03 pm to
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 3/23/15 at 12:05 pm to
i really wish the tortoise would have caught him
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
421355 posts
Posted on 3/23/15 at 1:26 pm to
it's fricked up how he wanted the cameraman to just wait there until the male got in his face. super dick move
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 3/23/15 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

And now I am watching animal attack video for the next 5 hours.


Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112204 posts
Posted on 3/23/15 at 2:07 pm to
"Don't move!"


"Don't move my arse!"

Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
19673 posts
Posted on 3/23/15 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

"Don't move!"


"Don't move my arse!"


Posted by Street Hawk
Member since Nov 2014
3459 posts
Posted on 3/23/15 at 2:16 pm to
The fricked up part about this is that by the time the tortoise makes it back to his lady, the mating season is over. What a cock block...
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30542 posts
Posted on 3/23/15 at 2:32 pm to
Wish that tortoise would have gotten him lol
Posted by Bojangles
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2008
2088 posts
Posted on 3/23/15 at 2:52 pm to
One commenter:

Should have lured him way out and then ran back to the female turtle and started acting like you were humping her. That male turtle would probably stand on his hind legs and ran faster at you.
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30161 posts
Posted on 3/23/15 at 2:56 pm to
"Don't move... Don't move"

Didn't know whether he was talking to the camera man or reading the tortoise's mind as it was finishing.
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