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Wisconsin enamored by NCAA stenographer

Posted on 3/21/15 at 9:20 pm
Posted by southernelite
Dallas
Member since Sep 2009
53143 posts
Posted on 3/21/15 at 9:20 pm
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It all started when Wisconsin teammates Nigel Hayes, Frank Kaminsky and Sam Dekker discovered the until-now-anonymous NCAA stenographer after Friday night's postgame presser. They were genuinely fascinated by the process.

From AP writer Dave Skretta:

Then, with the interview room lights turned down and nearly deserted, the three came bouncing back through the curtains and posted up right behind the stenographer. Like a trio of schoolchildren, they started peppering the woman responsible for transcribing their quotes with questions about how stenography works. Then, they started punching the keys on her machine to see what they would produce.







Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 3/21/15 at 9:33 pm to
That is great.
Posted by goldenbadger08
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Posted on 3/21/15 at 9:37 pm to
NERDS!
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/21/15 at 9:39 pm to
Hilarious.
Posted by forksup
Member since Dec 2013
8817 posts
Posted on 3/21/15 at 9:44 pm to
I think I'd be a fourth guy if I had seen her
Posted by That's BS
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Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 3/21/15 at 9:44 pm to
After reading about that, I watched a video on YouTube to try to see how those steno machines work. I'm still confused as hell.
Posted by southernelite
Dallas
Member since Sep 2009
53143 posts
Posted on 3/21/15 at 9:47 pm to
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Posted by buckeye_vol
Member since Jul 2014
35236 posts
Posted on 3/21/15 at 9:52 pm to
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After reading about that, I watched a video on YouTube to try to see how those steno machines work. I'm still confused as hell.
I've always been fascinated, and confused, by stenography when I see them transcribing in the courtroom. How does it work, how can they keep up, and how do they not make a ton of mistakes?
Posted by BookahBear
Member since Jan 2015
756 posts
Posted on 3/21/15 at 9:55 pm to
they seem like they made her day
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71329 posts
Posted on 3/21/15 at 10:03 pm to
My dad's old secretary used to use a machine with two pedals. The left one would play the tape and the right one would rewind.
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 7:39 pm to
That was classic.

When I first heard about the story I was like, "Man, thank God he went with what he said because, well, he's 19..........it could've just as easily been, "damn, she's got nice tits".

I also like that on the spot and apparently unplanned, the dude drops syzygy on em. I mean cmon, that's good shite.
Posted by airportwhiskey
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
689 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 9:08 pm to
I don't get it either. There's only like half the keys a regular keyboard has.
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