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Am I lactose intolerant?

Posted on 3/7/15 at 1:23 am
Posted by Phil0ndeeez
Houston
Member since Apr 2013
1387 posts
Posted on 3/7/15 at 1:23 am
I've never had a problem with dairy products before, but I feel like I can trace this particular instance back to eating two string cheese sticks on Wednesday. i have been bloated to the point of bursting since Wednesday night. No real appetite, nausea, and was just woken up to the worst case of explosive diarrhea known to man. Even after a gallon of liquid crap came out of me, I still feel bloated (pepto doesn't help).

Is this what those of you who are lactose intolerant have suffered in the past? If so I'll never eat another diary product again, my butthole can't handle it.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75137 posts
Posted on 3/7/15 at 1:24 am to
No, you suck.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124232 posts
Posted on 3/7/15 at 1:26 am to
Doesn't sound like it
Posted by the smoke monster
USA USA USA
Member since Aug 2010
4507 posts
Posted on 3/7/15 at 1:28 am to
Probably something you should have figured out by now
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30542 posts
Posted on 3/7/15 at 1:29 am to
If it lasts through tomorrow I would go to the doctor. That's not lactose intolerance, lactose intolerant reactions to lactose would only last til it leaves your system, and it's been gone for a while now. You may have some type of bacterial food poisoning or a virus
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30542 posts
Posted on 3/7/15 at 1:30 am to
Or you need more fiber to solidify those shites
Posted by Phil0ndeeez
Houston
Member since Apr 2013
1387 posts
Posted on 3/7/15 at 1:32 am to
quote:


Probably something you should have figured out by now



You would think, but reading after reading up on it, it's common to become lactose intolerant as you become older.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71329 posts
Posted on 3/7/15 at 1:40 am to
Maybe.

I'm not gonna lie, I fart like a mofo when I eat cheese, and it does cause some diareah. That being said, I don't feel bloated.
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22157 posts
Posted on 3/7/15 at 1:49 am to
Man up you have a bitch stomach..
Posted by KBeezy
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2004
13529 posts
Posted on 3/7/15 at 1:49 am to
I became lactose intolerant as I got older but like previously stated, once it is out of my system im back to normal


Eta, a couple of hours
This post was edited on 3/7/15 at 1:50 am
Posted by reginaphilange
Member since Mar 2014
415 posts
Posted on 3/7/15 at 2:47 am to
quote:

You may have some type of bacterial food poisoning or a virus


My money is on this.
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5112 posts
Posted on 3/7/15 at 2:47 am to
No, sounds like you put the cheese in the wrong hole
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