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Posted on 3/5/15 at 5:51 pm
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 5:51 pm
The KENTUCKY gamewarden calls the Tennessee gamewarden and he says, just want to let you know we found a Tennessee Fox up here. The Tennessee game warden says o, that's strange, how do you know it's a Tennessee Fox? The KENTUCKY gamewarden says well we found it cought in a trap this morning and it chewed through three of its legs and its still caught in the trap.
This post was edited on 3/5/15 at 8:11 pm
Posted by LSUsmartass
Scompton
Member since Sep 2004
82361 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 5:52 pm to
I don't get it
Posted by CapitalCityDevil
Seattle
Member since Nov 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 5:52 pm to
Why do deer like taking naps on the side of the road so much?
This post was edited on 3/5/15 at 5:53 pm
Posted by Ellis Dee
G-Lane aka Pakistan
Member since Nov 2013
6862 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 5:53 pm to
The only ones I have would get me banned.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 5:54 pm to
Two condoms were walking down the street. They passed a gay bar and one looks at the other and says 'hey want to go inside and get shite faced?'




How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck it's dick.
This post was edited on 3/5/15 at 5:55 pm
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19116 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 5:54 pm to
Why is Kentucky in all caps?
Posted by FloridaMike
Member since Dec 2012
1524 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 5:55 pm to
Women's rights
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 5:56 pm to
Auto correct on this here mochine there red rider.
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18315 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 5:57 pm to
Your thread sucks and you suck
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25410 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 5:58 pm to
Your dick size.
Posted by Geaux8686
Location Location
Member since Oct 2014
2617 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 6:01 pm to
WTF?

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65525 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 6:08 pm to
quote:

Why do deer like taking naps on the side of the road so much?


They LOVE getting balloons?

Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10951 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 6:12 pm to
I'm having a drink at a gay bar and this guy walks up behind me and says "Do you mind if I push your stool in?"
Posted by IonaTiger
The Commonwealth Of Virginia
Member since Mar 2006
33053 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 6:14 pm to
Two gerbils are sitting in a pet store window on Dupont Circle in Washington, D.C. Once sees two men approaching the store holding hands. He says to the other gerbil, "Quick, bark like a dog."
Posted by Geaux8686
Location Location
Member since Oct 2014
2617 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 6:17 pm to
Knock Knock

Who's there?

The SS.

The SS who.

I ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE!
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90484 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 6:24 pm to
A black man, a mexican, and a puerto rican are all riding in a car. Who's driving?




















The police
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 6:25 pm to
Why did Princess Di cross the road?

No seatbelt.
Posted by Geaux8686
Location Location
Member since Oct 2014
2617 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 6:28 pm to
Funny but ugly.
Posted by twoboots
Member since Dec 2014
111 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 6:31 pm to
quote:

The KENTUCKY gamewarden calls the Tennessee gamewarden and he says, just want to let you know we have a Tennessee Fox up here. The Tennessee game warden says o, that's strange, how do you know it's a Tennessee Fox? The KENTUCKY gamewarden says well we found it fought in a trap this morning and it chewed through three of its legs and its still caught in the trap.



What?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90484 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 6:31 pm to
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?












A book has papers
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