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re: Mike and Mike posed an interesting question

Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:19 pm to
Posted by broeho
Atlanta, Ga
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Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:19 pm to
This is one of the best bullshite hypothetical questions I've ever seen.

I think I'd go for it. I think the odds are slightly in my favor. I'd still probably frick up, but its 20 million dollars. I can do whatever I want with my life after that.
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:20 pm to
There are no time constraints, so it's not like you only have 30 seconds to get 20 half court shots off.

I would make that easy.
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:20 pm to
Am I stuck in a cell with Mike & Mike? If so, no way in hell am I going to risk shooting.
Posted by oleyeller
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Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:21 pm to
you may as well say 1 out of 10 because if you miss the first 10 those last 10 are going to be hell!!
Posted by Jamohn
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Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

Well that's not the question. So...

Sorry guys. Typo. Not risking 2 years in prison. They do butt rape in prison. That's not cool whether it's 2 years, 20 years or 2 months. I'd say there's about an 80% chance I can hit one of those shots. But in that other 20 lurks buttrape.

Now if I can be assured protection in prison, then yeah, I'll consider it.
Posted by WG_Dawg
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Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:26 pm to
that's a damn tough question.

I'm a pretty low risk person by nature, so I'd decline. I know myself, and after the first 10 if I hadn't made it, I'd be freaking myself out mentally for each shot after.
Posted by trader_tiger83
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:27 pm to
Yes. Likelihood of hitting 1 out of 20 is probably around 50%-- assuming you are athletic and have played the sport.

I'd sell part of my upside to cap the downside. For instance, I'd strike a deal with a bettor for an even split if I made it: $10mil to me, $10mil to the bettor. If I missed, I'd get $1.5mil transferred from the bettor and then spend 2 years in prison.

That 2 years wouldn't be bad because you'd have access to money from the outside and a decent payday upon release.
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

Now if I can be assured protection in prison, then yeah, I'll consider it.


Lol fyi, you get protection by letting a big dude put his penis inside you
Posted by boom roasted
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Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:32 pm to
Posted by maine82
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Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:33 pm to
So long as I had enough time to practice... yes.
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
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Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:34 pm to
Posted by RedHawk
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:35 pm to
I don't get how people are saying they would make it pretty easily in 20 shots. I've played basketball for a long time and am considered the stereotypical white three point specialist and I'm not sure I could make one. Have you people tried hitting a 1/2 court shot before? Even for experienced players it is a long shot to make one.
Posted by trader_tiger83
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:42 pm to
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I don't get how people are saying they would make it pretty easily in 20 shots.


People TEND to be overconfident in their abilities. Everyone thinks they are a great driver, but most are just average of course.

I really think 1 out of 20 is about 25-50% chance for most guys that have grown up playing and are decently athletic.
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:42 pm to
I've never seen a basketball court, so maybe I should temper my expectations
Posted by TOKEN
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Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:45 pm to
Show me where to shoot!

Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36564 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:46 pm to
I am going to spend the next 50 years working, what's two years in the pen
Posted by broeho
Atlanta, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
1815 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

I really think 1 out of 20 is about 25-50% chance for most guys that have grown up playing and are decently athletic.



Yeah. Unless you practice half court shots often, your odds aren't overwhelmingly good.

I play a lot of basketball but I never practice half-court shots. I think I'd make about 1.5 out of 20 on average... which would probably mean the logical thing to do is go for the 20 mil.
This post was edited on 3/5/15 at 2:51 pm
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

Mike and Mike posed an interesting question
for unemployed men with IQ's under 75
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:52 pm to
Ballscaster bringing the witty heat, as per usual.
Posted by lsu xman
Member since Oct 2006
15510 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:54 pm to
I'd like to see NBA players bet against each other. Maybe someone put out 50K cash and see if Curry would make 5 out of 20?
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