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Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:40 pm
Posted by white perch
the bright, happy side of hell
Member since Apr 2012
7111 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:40 pm
I ate too much for lunch and now I'm tired and want to take a nap, but the buildings heater is turned up to high and it's too hot for me to fall asleep.

Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32015 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:41 pm to
open a window... problem solved
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25385 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:42 pm to
Just get away from the fry cooker and you will cool off.
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
23965 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:43 pm to
probably the onset of dia beetus, bye bye legs.
Posted by ZereauxSum
Lot 23E
Member since Nov 2008
10176 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:52 pm to
Sleep in your car
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29200 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

probably the onset of dia beetus, bye bye legs.


I've got to take off most of a left foot at 4 thanks to the sugas.

diabetics
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108725 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:54 pm to
Go sleep in Siberia... then your first world problem becomes a second world problem.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68248 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:57 pm to
I really need to shite but the office toilet paper aint that soft as the good stuff at home.

do I hold it or let it blow?
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83922 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 1:00 pm to
Soft tp doesn't get the job done. Give me the harsh stuff.
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32015 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 1:04 pm to
quote:

I really need to shite but the office toilet paper aint that soft as the good stuff at home.

do I hold it or let it blow?


wearing socks?
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32478 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 1:05 pm to
Pandora station won't play my favorite songs of band I want to hear.


Top that.
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32015 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 1:07 pm to
quote:

Pandora station won't play my favorite songs of band I want to hear.


Top that.


easy solution jailbreak "or root it"
Posted by ZereauxSum
Lot 23E
Member since Nov 2008
10176 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 1:07 pm to
iTunes radio buffers once every song for me because my LTE signal at my desk is poo.

I win.
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
13446 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 1:09 pm to
At lunch I asked for a 12 oz sirloin and got a 16 oz by mistake. Now I have leftovers and no fridge to put them in for the next hour or so.
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32015 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 1:12 pm to
dont need a fridge dude. That steak will be fine sitn on the desk all day
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 1:12 pm to
quote:

I really need to shite but the office toilet paper aint that soft as the good stuff at home.

do I hold it or let it blow?


How is this a question? If someone offers to pay you to shite, you take it.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108725 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 1:13 pm to
I'm thirsty but the water jug is almost empty. If I fill up my bottle then I'll be expected to get a new jug and they're like 20 feet away in a different building. I'd have to walk outside and it's cold... I'm waiting for someone else to get water first.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32478 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

Ole yeller



Quit solving people's problems!
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 1:16 pm to
quote:

I'm waiting for someone else to get water first.

it'll be a hot chick and she'll ask you to get the refill
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32015 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 1:17 pm to
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