Y'all hear about the ISIS dude buried up to his head in the sand?

Yeah, apparently he got captured by some American mercenaries over there doing what the Govt. refuses to do.

Anyway, they captured ol' boy and decided to bury him up to his neck in the sand. Then they turned loose some kind of evil wildcat(I don't know, whatever the hell is indigenous over there... doesn't matter) on him.

That old cat took off running and stretched out his front claws and scalped that guys hair clean off on the first pass. He's bloodied and crying, and about that time that cat turned around and here he comes back. He comes in 90 mph and rakes that fella across the face and totally rips his mouth and nose right off his face. He's unrecognizable as a human at this point.

Anyway, that old cat comes back for the last time and jumps on his head and wraps all four paws around him and starts to dig in. This is the kill shot... Out of nowhere the poor guy musters up enough strength with his dying breaths to reach out and bite that cat by the balls. That cat gets to squealing and twisting and turning and no matter what it does it can't shake loose from this guys jaws. About that time all the mercenaries get to shouting...






































HEY!!! FIGHT FAIR YOU SORRY SON OF A BITCH!!!