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Why has no one cured hangovers?

Posted on 3/1/15 at 10:38 am
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80151 posts
Posted on 3/1/15 at 10:38 am
This is bullshite. Modern medicine needs to get its shite together.

frick you, science!
This post was edited on 3/1/15 at 10:39 am
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
65497 posts
Posted on 3/1/15 at 10:39 am to
Where's my hovercar?



This post was edited on 3/1/15 at 10:40 am
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86434 posts
Posted on 3/1/15 at 10:39 am to
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Modern medicine needs to get its shite together.


It is together...chug pedialyte before you go to bed and you'll be fine.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
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Posted on 3/1/15 at 10:39 am to
Adderall
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 3/1/15 at 10:40 am to
God made hangovers incurable. It's his way of telling you to drink moderately. A punishment if you will.

Kinda like AIDS for the gays.

Neither will ever be cured.
Posted by Lambdatiger1989
NOLA
Member since Jan 2012
2288 posts
Posted on 3/1/15 at 10:41 am to
Big arse coconut water first thing when you get up...
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80151 posts
Posted on 3/1/15 at 10:41 am to
I am about to frick up some crawfish nachos and a shrimp and artichoke pizza from Deano's, though.

Life could be worse
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 3/1/15 at 10:41 am to
I know it's a bit of a cliche' but have you tried meth? It seems so simple and obvious, but it really does work.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/1/15 at 10:42 am to
Pedialyte and Advil before bed. (Or Gatorade or 32 oz of water)

Big greasy breakfast, Weed, and Xanax in the morning.

Continue drinking fluids.


Or just hair of the dog first thing in the morning. Screwdriver or Bloody Mary.
Posted by Gmorgan4982
Member since May 2005
101750 posts
Posted on 3/1/15 at 10:43 am to
I've never had one.
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 3/1/15 at 10:44 am to
the only cure is to not drink alcohol
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80151 posts
Posted on 3/1/15 at 10:44 am to
I need to go in to the office at some point today.

Ugh, this is gonna be miserable.
Posted by Capital Cajun
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
5525 posts
Posted on 3/1/15 at 10:45 am to
The cure exists and it's cheap and simple.

Don't drink so much.
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
73168 posts
Posted on 3/1/15 at 10:45 am to
Weed and Pedialyte

Or just drink quality Tequila
Posted by TigahRag
Sorting Out OT BS Since 2005
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Posted on 3/1/15 at 10:45 am to
God did .. It's called water
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80151 posts
Posted on 3/1/15 at 10:45 am to
Yeah, but that's dumb. How else am I supposed to make the rest of you interesting?
Posted by Gringo
Good Ole AP
Member since Feb 2015
188 posts
Posted on 3/1/15 at 10:45 am to
Just drink another beer.... Cold, of course.
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 3/1/15 at 10:46 am to
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Yeah, but that's dumb. How else am I supposed to make the rest of you interesting?



u got me there
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 3/1/15 at 10:46 am to
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Or just hair of the dog first thing in the morning. Screwdriver or Bloody Mary.




This could work if you're funneling it into your vagina. You want to cure a hangover, you find the cheapest rock-gut whiskey and shoot it straight from the bottle first thing after waking up. I cannot emphasize enough that it should be warm or hot, throw it in the microwave if you can.
Posted by RedlandsTiger
Greenwell Springs, LA
Member since Jan 2008
2937 posts
Posted on 3/1/15 at 10:46 am to
Stay hydrated, drink more water not booze. The alcohol turns your brain into a dried up dog turd...
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