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Had a close call earlier today.
Posted on 2/27/15 at 4:47 pm
Posted on 2/27/15 at 4:47 pm
Thought you guys might enjoy this. I mistakenly posted it to the OT earlier and you can guess the responses I got.
I'm cutting out a few tiles in my kitchen with a grinder and diamond blade. It's very dusty work so I'm underneath a sheet of visqueen to contain the dust. The maid is here today and her grandson stopped by to get something from her. Well I'm under the visqueen cutting out the grout and the doorbell rings, so I get out from under the visqueen and go to the door looking like this and guess who's at the door?
A big black police officer. He sees me and backs from the door and puts his hand on his gun and says, "Can you step outside please!" I then realize I have a fricking mask over my face so I pull it down and open the door. He asks if live here and can see some ID. He tells me that my neighbor had called because there were strange vehicles in my driveway (she couldn't see my truck parked behind the house) and called the cops because someone stole some shite out of my garage a couple months ago.
Me and the cop had a good laugh about me answering the door with a mask on. I thanked him for not shooting me and for checking on my place.
I'm cutting out a few tiles in my kitchen with a grinder and diamond blade. It's very dusty work so I'm underneath a sheet of visqueen to contain the dust. The maid is here today and her grandson stopped by to get something from her. Well I'm under the visqueen cutting out the grout and the doorbell rings, so I get out from under the visqueen and go to the door looking like this and guess who's at the door?
A big black police officer. He sees me and backs from the door and puts his hand on his gun and says, "Can you step outside please!" I then realize I have a fricking mask over my face so I pull it down and open the door. He asks if live here and can see some ID. He tells me that my neighbor had called because there were strange vehicles in my driveway (she couldn't see my truck parked behind the house) and called the cops because someone stole some shite out of my garage a couple months ago.
Me and the cop had a good laugh about me answering the door with a mask on. I thanked him for not shooting me and for checking on my place.
This post was edited on 2/27/15 at 4:50 pm
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Posted on 2/27/15 at 4:59 pm to bhtigerfan
cops come to your house-lucky you didnt get shot
Open door looking like a robber-lucky you didnt get shot
BUT
all of that while wearing a dog shirt! holy shite count your blessings! Cops+house calls + dogs = death
Open door looking like a robber-lucky you didnt get shot
BUT
all of that while wearing a dog shirt! holy shite count your blessings! Cops+house calls + dogs = death
Posted on 2/27/15 at 6:18 pm to oleyeller
quote:
Cops+house calls + dogs = death
Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:26 pm to bhtigerfan
Glad the cop didn't bust you for possession of stolen property..
What hospital did you steal that surgery towel from....?
I have a shite load of them. They make great fishing rags....
What hospital did you steal that surgery towel from....?
I have a shite load of them. They make great fishing rags....
This post was edited on 2/27/15 at 9:35 pm
Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:30 pm to bhtigerfan
Did the cop ask you to remove the shirt so he could shoot it before leaving?
Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:43 pm to weagle99
Sweet dolphin mount!
Good story....I could totally see myself doing the same thing
Good story....I could totally see myself doing the same thing
Posted on 2/27/15 at 10:11 pm to bhtigerfan
Where's you frickin eye protection?
CSB
CSB
Posted on 2/27/15 at 10:40 pm to bhtigerfan
I wouldve deported you asap
Posted on 2/27/15 at 10:49 pm to bhtigerfan
Highly amazed he didn't put every magazine on his person into your chest with the dog shirt on. Quite the coincidence if you ask me.
Posted on 2/28/15 at 9:37 am to ruzil
quote:I actually did have safety glasses on, but took them off to answer the door because they were covered in dust.
Where's you frickin eye protection?
I've learned to wear safety glasses when cutting, grinding, weed eating after having a few "close calls" with the eyeballs.
This post was edited on 2/28/15 at 9:38 am
Posted on 2/28/15 at 9:46 am to bhtigerfan
Is your last name Chavis?
Posted on 2/28/15 at 9:49 am to VernonPLSUfan
quote:Nope
Is your last name Chavis?
Posted on 2/28/15 at 9:50 am to bhtigerfan
You look familiar
Posted on 2/28/15 at 9:57 am to bhtigerfan
quote:
Is your last name Chavis?
Nope
first name abdoulla?
Posted on 2/28/15 at 10:04 am to Ole Geauxt
quote:No, but I have been mistaken for a Hispanic. Everytime the wife and I go to Mexico or Central America, everyone speaks Spanish to me though.
first name abdoulla?
I've got a picture of me and two Costa Rican deck mates side by side on the boat and they're laughing and pointing at my stomach/chest because I was darker than them.
This post was edited on 2/28/15 at 10:08 am
Posted on 2/28/15 at 10:22 am to bhtigerfan
quote:
they're laughing and pointing at my stomach.
Me too, it gets old. I tell em that I can always lose weight, but they can't fix ugly.
Posted on 2/28/15 at 12:08 pm to bhtigerfan
Can.
Is that a replica on your wall of the dolphin?
Is that a replica on your wall of the dolphin?
Posted on 2/28/15 at 5:07 pm to bhtigerfan
Legitimate cool story, bro. I lol'ed.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 10:23 pm to Cadello
quote:Replica.
Is that a replica on your wall of the dolphin?
Posted on 3/2/15 at 11:01 pm to bhtigerfan
who is in medical field you or your wife. ?
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