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Corny jokes......
Posted on 2/26/15 at 5:08 pm
Posted on 2/26/15 at 5:08 pm
A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm.
The bartender looks dubiously at him and asks 'what'll it be mac?'
The guy says, 'give me a couple of beers please -one for here, and.....one for the road.'
A pony is giving a speech in a lecture hall and one of the attendees says 'I can't hear you, can you speak up?'
The pony says 'Oh, sorry. I have a cold, so I'm a little horse.'
A man suffered a horrible lawnmower injury when his left leg and arm were torn off.
But he's alright now.
A friend of mine has a strnage addiction to brake fluid. But he says he can....stop at any time.
Sign on lawn at drug rehab center. 'Keep Off The Grass.'
The Highlannd Road Police Precinct suffered a break in last night. The only thing that was take were the toilets.
The officers are now looking into the crime, but - so far they have....nothing to go on....
A termite walks into a bar and asks 'is your bar tender here?'
The bartender looks dubiously at him and asks 'what'll it be mac?'
The guy says, 'give me a couple of beers please -one for here, and.....one for the road.'
A pony is giving a speech in a lecture hall and one of the attendees says 'I can't hear you, can you speak up?'
The pony says 'Oh, sorry. I have a cold, so I'm a little horse.'
A man suffered a horrible lawnmower injury when his left leg and arm were torn off.
But he's alright now.
A friend of mine has a strnage addiction to brake fluid. But he says he can....stop at any time.
Sign on lawn at drug rehab center. 'Keep Off The Grass.'
The Highlannd Road Police Precinct suffered a break in last night. The only thing that was take were the toilets.
The officers are now looking into the crime, but - so far they have....nothing to go on....
A termite walks into a bar and asks 'is your bar tender here?'
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Posted on 2/26/15 at 5:10 pm to MetryTyger
quote:mizzoukills alter
MetryTyger
Posted on 2/26/15 at 5:10 pm to MetryTyger
Posted on 2/26/15 at 5:12 pm to MetryTyger
This thread with its shitty title?
Posted on 2/26/15 at 5:14 pm to MetryTyger
MetryTyger starts a joke thread...
No one laughs
No one laughs
Posted on 2/26/15 at 5:14 pm to MetryTyger
quote:Took me a second to get this one
A man suffered a horrible lawnmower injury when his left leg and arm were torn off.
But he's alright now.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 5:16 pm to MetryTyger
Posted on 2/26/15 at 5:20 pm to MetryTyger
A pair of jumper cables walk in the bar the bartender goes "ok you can drink just don't start anything"
Posted on 2/26/15 at 5:21 pm to MetryTyger
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "why the long face?"
Not understanding English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.
The bartender says, "why the long face?"
Not understanding English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 5:22 pm to 9Fiddy
a man walks into a bar.
he's an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.
he's an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 5:28 pm to TH03
A man walks into a bar
He spends his entire time there taking and posting pictures of his drinks to a college sports message board
He spends his entire time there taking and posting pictures of his drinks to a college sports message board
Posted on 2/26/15 at 5:40 pm to Tino
A dyslexic walks into a rab . . . .
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