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Sex Box: A television show where people have sex in a box
Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:32 pm
Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:32 pm
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Elle and Brandon are ready. They are the first victims of Sex Box, a reality television program adapted from the UK original on Channel 4, premiering tonight on WeTV. Over the course of an hour, two therapists and a pastor provide couples relationship advice before and after the partners have sex in a box on a stage before a live studio audience.
The two musicians — together for a year, married for six months — have a relatively straightforward problem. In Elle’s words: "He has an orgasm, and I don’t." Says Brandon, "I guess I kind of knew it, but it’s never been said out loud."
Brandon is instructed with the blunt and obvious advice to fulfill Elle’s needs, and like that, they’re off to the Box, and we’re left to imagine something happening in the Box.
BRANDON AND ELLE HIT 17 MINUTES
The duo emerge in silk robes and flushed faces, and the hosts demand they both rate Brandon’s performance. Brandon gives himself an 8.8; Elle awards a 7.9. The therapists clap and Donaghue shouts, "That’s pretty good!"
Brandon responds with a befuddled, "Is it?"
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Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:35 pm to hikingfan
Will they pair me up with a rando
Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:35 pm to hikingfan
If they reversed the parts that happen outside and inside of the box, more people would watch.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:36 pm to hikingfan
what happens if they do anal and she didn't pre-poop?
they just walk about of the box all shamed and shitty?
they just walk about of the box all shamed and shitty?
Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:38 pm to hikingfan
Seems like an appropriate name
Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:40 pm to hikingfan
I get the sex part, that seems interesting. But what's with the box? Is there something erotic or therapeutic about box-banging?
Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:41 pm to LucasP
It is if the box is a casket.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:42 pm to hikingfan
17 minutes isn't even foreplay.
That's like old lady on the kitchen counter time.
These young bucks must seriously have no stamina.
That's like old lady on the kitchen counter time.
These young bucks must seriously have no stamina.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:42 pm to LSUballs
Thanks, I laughed way too much at that.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:45 pm to BoredStateWorker
quote:
17 minutes isn't even foreplay.
That's like old lady on the kitchen counter time.
These young bucks must seriously have no stamina.
You must be a real pro, man.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:45 pm to hikingfan
quote:
BRANDON AND ELLE HIT 17 MINUTES
That's the problem right there - that's just trying to show off.
Heck, 17 minutes? I've been asleep 12 to 14 minutes at that point.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:48 pm to LucasP
necrophilia humor is right up there with beastiality humor. IMHO
Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:49 pm to Ace Midnight
Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:51 pm to hikingfan
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"He has an orgasm, and I don’t."
I don't understand the problem.
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