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Sex Box: A television show where people have sex in a box

Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:32 pm
Posted by hikingfan
Member since Jun 2013
1656 posts
Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:32 pm
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Elle and Brandon are ready. They are the first victims of Sex Box, a reality television program adapted from the UK original on Channel 4, premiering tonight on WeTV. Over the course of an hour, two therapists and a pastor provide couples relationship advice before and after the partners have sex in a box on a stage before a live studio audience.

The two musicians — together for a year, married for six months — have a relatively straightforward problem. In Elle’s words: "He has an orgasm, and I don’t." Says Brandon, "I guess I kind of knew it, but it’s never been said out loud."

Brandon is instructed with the blunt and obvious advice to fulfill Elle’s needs, and like that, they’re off to the Box, and we’re left to imagine something happening in the Box.

BRANDON AND ELLE HIT 17 MINUTES

The duo emerge in silk robes and flushed faces, and the hosts demand they both rate Brandon’s performance. Brandon gives himself an 8.8; Elle awards a 7.9. The therapists clap and Donaghue shouts, "That’s pretty good!"

Brandon responds with a befuddled, "Is it?"

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Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:35 pm to
Will they pair me up with a rando
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10850 posts
Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:35 pm to
If they reversed the parts that happen outside and inside of the box, more people would watch.
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29200 posts
Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:36 pm to
what happens if they do anal and she didn't pre-poop?

they just walk about of the box all shamed and shitty?
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32479 posts
Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:38 pm to
Seems like an appropriate name
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166059 posts
Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:39 pm to
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:40 pm to
I get the sex part, that seems interesting. But what's with the box? Is there something erotic or therapeutic about box-banging?
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37701 posts
Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:41 pm to
It is if the box is a casket.
Posted by BoredStateWorker
Member since Feb 2015
132 posts
Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:42 pm to
17 minutes isn't even foreplay.

That's like old lady on the kitchen counter time.

These young bucks must seriously have no stamina.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:42 pm to
Thanks, I laughed way too much at that.
Posted by CocoLoco
Member since Jan 2012
29108 posts
Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:45 pm to
quote:

17 minutes isn't even foreplay.

That's like old lady on the kitchen counter time.

These young bucks must seriously have no stamina.



You must be a real pro, man.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89453 posts
Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:45 pm to
quote:

BRANDON AND ELLE HIT 17 MINUTES


That's the problem right there - that's just trying to show off.

Heck, 17 minutes? I've been asleep 12 to 14 minutes at that point.

Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37701 posts
Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:48 pm to
necrophilia humor is right up there with beastiality humor. IMHO
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136773 posts
Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:49 pm to
did someone say "box"?

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Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21310 posts
Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

"He has an orgasm, and I don’t."


I don't understand the problem.
Posted by Tiger at Law
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
2990 posts
Posted on 2/26/15 at 3:51 pm to
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