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Russian goes to bar with sexy blonde. She orders nuts.

Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:33 am
Posted by arseinclarse
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Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:33 am
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Police in Russia are tracking a gang - apparently including a doctor - who drugged a TV soap actor and removed his testicles.
Dmitry Nikolaev, 30, had a drink with a 'young blonde woman' who approached him at a bar after he finished a performance at a small Moscow theatre.
Flirting with him, she invited him to a sauna, and though he was married, he agreed to go with her.


'They kissed and had some more beer and after that the actor remembers nothing,' said a police source.
He woke up next day at a bus stop, feeling acute pain, and with blood on his trousers.


Rushed to hospital, he was told that his testicles had been removed and that 'it was done like proper surgery by someone with a medical education'.
The operation was conducted in a 'skillful way', said police, who believe his beer was spiked by an unknown drug.

They fear a gang seeking to sell human organs on the black market.

The actor, now working as a children's animator, was too embarrassed at first to explain what had happened to his wife, said media reports.

Russia's Life News carried exclusive pictures of the victim in hospital.


Posted by PapaPogey
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Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:34 am to
Posted by FalseProphet
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Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:35 am to
Well, that sucks.
Posted by LSUTygerFan
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Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:35 am to
pics of said sexy blonde?
Posted by LSUvegasbombed
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Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:35 am to
that shite is crazy
Posted by WeeWee
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Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:35 am to
I don't even know where to begin.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:35 am to
And to think I was scared to lose my kidney. Someones got some balls.
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:36 am to
Ball transplants are real procedures?
Posted by arseinclarse
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Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:36 am to
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Ball transplants are real procedures?


You wouldn't want to be an albino in Africa.
Posted by LSUTygerFan
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Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:37 am to
how much does a set of nuts sell for on the black market?
Posted by show me them TDs
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Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:37 am to
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:37 am to
There's a market for human testicles? WTF??
Posted by Phil A Sheo
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Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:41 am to
And just when I thought Arse was losing his edge.... He delivers this gem..
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:41 am to
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The actor, now working as a children's animator, was too embarrassed at first to explain what had happened to his wife

It takes balls to admits something like that to your wife.
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:41 am to
Well, I guess that's it in a nutshell.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:43 am to
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The actor, now working as a children's animator, was too embarrassed at first to explain what had happened to his wife, said media reports.


I bet she is mad, that is 2 fewer things she can take in the divorce
Posted by LucasP
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Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:43 am to
I had no idea there was a Florida in Russia.
Posted by DrRogers
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Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:44 am to
I'll start the bidding at $5 for the Left nut
Posted by OTIS2
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Posted on 2/26/15 at 10:01 am to
Main suspects as of now are Andrew Zimmern and the guys soon-to-be exwife.
Posted by ZereauxSum
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Posted on 2/26/15 at 10:05 am to
That's pretty awful, but I kind of only feel halfway sorry for him.
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