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Raise the Wolf

Posted on 2/25/15 at 10:40 pm
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
76450 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 10:40 pm
Listen, are there any wildlife conservationists out there? Or hunters?

The past few weeks, I've seen this wolf in my backyard. I live in a rural area, but not too rural. Bottom line: there's a lot of woods behind my property.

My question is, would be illegal for me to raise it on my property? If not, I may just shoot the fricker and pay someone to taxiderm it, then sell the hide for whatever it's worth.

Some questions I have...If I do raise it, has anybody else done this? Do you need a permit? Can you suggest a safe sedative for animals?

I want to give it a name and see how well he adapts. My on again, off again girlfriend keeps yapping about how dangerous it would be, and my nebby neighbor keeps telling I shouldn't feed this wild animal. I dunno, I kinda want to try making the wolf a quasi pet.??? Everybody yaps about how cute their dog is, but I think it'd be pretty cool to walk this fricker around on a leash at a park or something.

Thanks ahead of time. I'll try to get a picture of this crazy fricker for you guys. I've tried but he won't stay still. If I can just get him to stand still, I'll upload. Bastard's quick.

Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
45791 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 10:43 pm to
We don't even know what state you are located...

Get a game camera for pictures...
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259858 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 10:47 pm to
quote:

I kinda want to try making the wolf a quasi pet.???


Good luck with that. Wolves will not be domesticated.
Posted by eng08
Member since Jan 2013
5997 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 10:49 pm to
Your wolf look like one of these?



Because that's a coyote...

Wolves are much much larger.
Posted by RATeamWannabe
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
25942 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 10:56 pm to
He may actually be in Ohio, where there may actually be wolves.
Posted by Captain Rumbeard
Member since Jan 2014
4034 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 11:04 pm to
Yeah I have to go ahead and call bullshite on this one. Troll bait.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83924 posts
Posted on 2/26/15 at 1:37 am to
Many states make it illegal to keep a wolf as a pet, so check the laws or ask an attorney.

Even if you do keep it, they are horrible pets. Very skittish, aggressive when food is present, etc. It takes literally hands on training and domestication over the course of multiple generations to tame a wolf, and even then you aren't completely guaranteed success.

As for killing it, again, you might want to check the laws in your state concerning shooting a wolf.
This post was edited on 2/26/15 at 1:41 am
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 2/26/15 at 1:50 am to
I'll up your wolf and show up at your dog park with my hyena
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83924 posts
Posted on 2/26/15 at 1:59 am to
Fwiw, hyenas aren't from the dog family. They are related to cats and mongooses.

ETA: I'm sorry for being that guy.
This post was edited on 2/26/15 at 2:00 am
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 2/26/15 at 2:04 am to
Thanks for being that guy Sabi
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83924 posts
Posted on 2/26/15 at 2:05 am to
:/
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
12973 posts
Posted on 2/26/15 at 4:48 am to
quote:


I want to give it a name





Two Socks
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 2/26/15 at 7:34 am to
Move this to the OT
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
15809 posts
Posted on 2/26/15 at 7:36 am to
I have a friend who raises almost wolves around Shrevetexas. Almost means they are like 95% wolves, 5% domestic, or something like that to be legal to raise. It's illegal in La. to raise full blooded. It has to have some domestication in it to be legal.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30587 posts
Posted on 2/26/15 at 7:38 am to
quote:

but I think it'd be pretty cool to walk this fricker around on a leash at a park or something.



Yeah, you are crazy if you think a wolf would let you walk him on a leash.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83924 posts
Posted on 2/26/15 at 7:50 am to
I dated a girl whose mother owned three wolf hybrids. Two of them were like 97% and the third was around 95%.

Awful animals. I hated them. They were so damn skittish but turned into ravenous beasts at the sight of food.

ETA: "Hate" is a strong word. Let's just say I hated going over there because of the dogs.
This post was edited on 2/26/15 at 7:56 am
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 2/26/15 at 8:02 am to
quote:

ETA: I'm sorry for being that guy.
quote:

SabiDojo


I feel your pain. I have moments in group settings where I know not to chime in with my useless fact but it burns deep inside to be released. Usually its a conversation killer and I know it but cant help myself
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83924 posts
Posted on 2/26/15 at 8:05 am to
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
45791 posts
Posted on 2/26/15 at 8:08 am to
Well then you can wear your wolf shirts with pride...
Posted by Galactic Inquisitor
An Incredibly Distant Star
Member since Dec 2013
15169 posts
Posted on 2/26/15 at 8:33 am to
quote:

Well then you can wear your wolf shirts with pride...


Three wolf moon, bitches.
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