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Spinoff of Texans thread, worst pro sports team names?

Posted on 2/19/15 at 7:31 am
Posted by ALT F4
Member since Jan 2015
2292 posts
Posted on 2/19/15 at 7:31 am
The NBA has the worst, easily:
Heat
Magic
Thunder
Wizards
Raptors

NFL:
Jaguars and Panthers were brought about in the 90s and super unoriginal

Texans

MLB:
Not too many awful ones but Nationals should have became the Senators
Posted by dante
Kingwood, TX
Member since Mar 2006
10669 posts
Posted on 2/19/15 at 7:33 am to
Browns is by far the worst.
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
18759 posts
Posted on 2/19/15 at 7:33 am to
LA Lakers
Utah Jazz
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
102970 posts
Posted on 2/19/15 at 7:34 am to
Texans is the worst name ever. EVER
Posted by dante
Kingwood, TX
Member since Mar 2006
10669 posts
Posted on 2/19/15 at 7:36 am to
quote:

LA Lakers
Utah Jazz
At least those names made sense before the teams relocated.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
102970 posts
Posted on 2/19/15 at 7:38 am to
Imagine the New Orleans Louisianians. Or the Detroit Michigans.
Posted by Sevendust912
Member since Jun 2013
11366 posts
Posted on 2/19/15 at 7:39 am to
Pelicans is pretty dumb, sounds like a AA baseball team name.
This post was edited on 2/19/15 at 7:41 am
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40087 posts
Posted on 2/19/15 at 7:46 am to
quote:

Pelicans is pretty dumb, sounds like a AA baseball team name.



While I will admit that Pelicans is not the best name for a sports team but it fits the city/region where the team plays and is an actual real thing.

NBA names that are worse:
Utah Jazz
LA Lakers
OKC Thunder
Orlando Magic
Miami Heat
Memphis Grizzlies (should have renamed to Bears when they moved from Vancouver)
and the worst Toronto Raptors
Posted by The Easter Bunny
Minnesota
Member since Jan 2005
45566 posts
Posted on 2/19/15 at 7:53 am to
quote:

Pelicans is pretty dumb, sounds like a AA baseball team name.


New Orleans Rougarou would have been the GOAT team name
Posted by Sevendust912
Member since Jun 2013
11366 posts
Posted on 2/19/15 at 7:55 am to
quote:

Utah Jazz
LA Lakers
OKC Thunder
Orlando Magic
Miami Heat
Memphis Grizzlies (should have renamed to Bears when they moved from Vancouver)
and the worst Toronto Raptors


Lakers and Jazz are classics, it doesn't bother where they are located. Toronto Raptors flows off the tongue a lot better than New Orleans Pelicans IMO
Posted by ALT F4
Member since Jan 2015
2292 posts
Posted on 2/19/15 at 8:19 am to
Knicks is lame too... It's just old
Posted by c on z
Zamunda
Member since Mar 2009
127370 posts
Posted on 2/19/15 at 8:21 am to
quote:

The NBA has the worst, easily:
Heat
Magic
Thunder
Wizards
Raptors

Wat
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27304 posts
Posted on 2/19/15 at 9:03 am to
Notice that almost every team you named haven't had their name for that long. Most of those are either fairly recent expansion teams or teams that relocated and changed their name.

You just don't like change apparently.

There are a bunch of generic names tied to old franchises, but you skip over those because you are used to them because they were always around.
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27304 posts
Posted on 2/19/15 at 9:06 am to
Bears, Lions, Eagles, Broncos, Cardinals, Colts, Falcons, etc.. why are those animal mascots any better than Jaguars and Panthers?
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 2/19/15 at 9:06 am to
I really think the Pelicans is the dumbest, especially when you take into account how fricked up their mascot is.
Posted by CocoLoco
Member since Jan 2012
29108 posts
Posted on 2/19/15 at 9:10 am to
Your opinion is dumb though.


Pierre and King cake baby will frick your world up in your sleep, bitch
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160104 posts
Posted on 2/19/15 at 9:13 am to
Yeah but you also thought Anthony Davis was a bust waiting to happen so you're no longer allowed to have NBA opinions.
Posted by WicKed WayZ
Louisiana Forever
Member since Sep 2011
31461 posts
Posted on 2/19/15 at 9:23 am to
Magic and Wizards are decent.

Pelicans is bad and so is the Raptors. And Im a Pels fan
Posted by Ostrich
Alexandria, VA
Member since Nov 2011
8722 posts
Posted on 2/19/15 at 9:27 am to
The Houston Texans is a great name
This post was edited on 2/19/15 at 9:28 am
Posted by Party At LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2005
10691 posts
Posted on 2/19/15 at 9:40 am to
Orlando went with something to correlate with Disney.

In fact, while some of the names may be a tad cheesy, the NBA has done the best job of naming teams for something indigenous to their city. Minneapolis Lakers and New Orleans Jazz just got messed up by relocating.
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