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Anyone ever dated a born again virgin?

Posted on 2/18/15 at 2:42 pm
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26492 posts
Posted on 2/18/15 at 2:42 pm
How does it make you feel that she is resaving her virginity for you on y'all's wedding night?

What if she had vaginal reconstruction surgery?

How many times can you become a virgin again?

If y'all are wondering, there are "born again virgin" kits online for as little as $29.95.

I feel as if Darth will be the expert on this subject.

Disclaimer: I am not currently dating a born again virgin.
This post was edited on 2/18/15 at 2:42 pm
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 2/18/15 at 2:43 pm to
saint amant steve will be here in no time too.
Posted by Jack Bauer7
Member since Jun 2012
5026 posts
Posted on 2/18/15 at 2:43 pm to
most wives are born again virgins
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51794 posts
Posted on 2/18/15 at 2:43 pm to
There's no such thing.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 2/18/15 at 2:43 pm to
Posted by goldenbadger08
Sorting Out MSB BS Since 2011
Member since Oct 2011
37900 posts
Posted on 2/18/15 at 2:44 pm to
Yeah she was a crazy horn dog.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64376 posts
Posted on 2/18/15 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

I feel as if Darth will be the expert on this subject.



Then you need to stop trusting your feelings, champ. They've failed you here.
This post was edited on 2/18/15 at 2:47 pm
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
76450 posts
Posted on 2/18/15 at 2:44 pm to
If they don't have sex for 10 years their vaginas close up.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141596 posts
Posted on 2/18/15 at 2:44 pm to
I knew Mo Isom before she was a virgin
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58542 posts
Posted on 2/18/15 at 2:44 pm to
It's fairly typical of women who feel the wall approaching. They've given it away for free to who knows how many men, but now they want to make a man pay for it.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 2/18/15 at 2:46 pm to
Is this the kind that only does anal?
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47557 posts
Posted on 2/18/15 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

born again virgin


Posted by GumboDave
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2014
848 posts
Posted on 2/18/15 at 2:46 pm to
She sounds awful.
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 2/18/15 at 2:49 pm to
never even heard of that
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10950 posts
Posted on 2/18/15 at 2:58 pm to
Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it, I suppose. I've made many mistakes in my personal life. If I pretend they never happened, I learn nothing. Accepting responsibility for your decisions is the only avenue to deliverance and change, and I forget that sometimes. It's often convenient to to make excuses for a decision that lead to a chain of bad events.

To sum it up, born again virgins are people either unable or, most likely, unwilling to learn from their past mistakes and are purely pushing away from thought rather than delving into it.
Posted by PrideofTheSEC
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2012
4979 posts
Posted on 2/18/15 at 3:00 pm to
One of my friends is dating one, I couldn't put up with that.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57443 posts
Posted on 2/18/15 at 3:00 pm to
what exactly comes in this kit??
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 2/18/15 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

If y'all are wondering, there are "born again virgin" kits online for as little as $29.95.


Link or GTFO
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 2/18/15 at 3:05 pm to
Here, I got one for you, pal:
LINK
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 2/18/15 at 3:05 pm to
Mo Isom /thread?
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