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Stories about awkard or embarrassing moments with women
Posted on 2/16/15 at 8:50 am
Posted on 2/16/15 at 8:50 am
Stories can be about humiliating moments or just stupid things you said or did. Maybe some stuff you still cringe today when you think about it.
I have several stories.
In college and this hot girl invited me over to study with her. I did not know her very well. Just small talk before class. I show up to her apartment and she leads me past the couch and kitchen table. We go straight to her bedroom and get on her bed and shut the door. Perfect. This was awesome. We have our notes out and start studying. A short time later I'm holding in the biggest fart of my life. I am really struggling. Several minutes pass and she told a funny joke and I laugh. But some of my fart came out. It did not make a noise so I just keep my head down looking at my book. Then I hear her do a couple of sniffs with her nose. I look up and she looks like she is going to puke. She then suggests we move study time to the kitchen table because we have more room for our papers and books.
I have several stories.
In college and this hot girl invited me over to study with her. I did not know her very well. Just small talk before class. I show up to her apartment and she leads me past the couch and kitchen table. We go straight to her bedroom and get on her bed and shut the door. Perfect. This was awesome. We have our notes out and start studying. A short time later I'm holding in the biggest fart of my life. I am really struggling. Several minutes pass and she told a funny joke and I laugh. But some of my fart came out. It did not make a noise so I just keep my head down looking at my book. Then I hear her do a couple of sniffs with her nose. I look up and she looks like she is going to puke. She then suggests we move study time to the kitchen table because we have more room for our papers and books.
This post was edited on 2/16/15 at 12:08 pm
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Posted on 2/16/15 at 8:53 am to ctiger69
You should've asked her where the bathroom was, and went and farted in there. Or blamed it on her. Are your retarded?.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 8:55 am to ctiger69
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I show up to her apartment and she leads me past the couch and kitchen table. We go straight to her bedroom and get on her bed and shut the door. Perfect. This was awesome. We have our notes out and start studying. A short time later I'm holding in the biggest fart of my life. I am really struggling.
tell her you forgot your condom in the truck.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 8:55 am to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
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You should've asked her where the bathroom was, and went and farted in there. Or blamed it on her. Are your retarded?.
It is called being 18 years old with one thing on your mind.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 8:55 am to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
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You should've asked her where the bathroom was
This or said you had to "get something from your car"
ETA: Chad504Boy beat me to it.
This post was edited on 2/16/15 at 8:56 am
Posted on 2/16/15 at 8:57 am to ctiger69
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I have several stories
Well?
Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:00 am to ctiger69
Exactly, instincts should've kicked in:
Internal dialogue:
" I need to fart. What do I do to make it not noticeable so my peen ends up inside this chick"
Internal dialogue:
" I need to fart. What do I do to make it not noticeable so my peen ends up inside this chick"
Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:01 am to ctiger69
My wife was taking too long in the bathtub so I went in there, acted like I was going to pee in the toilet, turned and started peeing on her. She flew out of the bathtub like it had scalding water in it and was mad as hell. Sometimes I have to remind her that it's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
I thought it was funny.
I thought it was funny.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:05 am to ctiger69
I guess I should give a story of my own since I'm busting your balls:
Last summer on a cruise, I'm hooking up with this random on the last night on the pool deck as we're coming up the river to NOLA. Well I'm rounding 3rd and I make a switch position maneuver and happen to see my finger is bloody. There was several seconds of awkward silence, that was compounded by the fact that people were walking around us up there. So she was on the rag and I Ended up with just a handy.
Shoulda known being on a trashy cruise
Last summer on a cruise, I'm hooking up with this random on the last night on the pool deck as we're coming up the river to NOLA. Well I'm rounding 3rd and I make a switch position maneuver and happen to see my finger is bloody. There was several seconds of awkward silence, that was compounded by the fact that people were walking around us up there. So she was on the rag and I Ended up with just a handy.
Shoulda known being on a trashy cruise
This post was edited on 2/16/15 at 9:06 am
Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:06 am to Spaceman Spiff
I was 18. My then gf and I were on a date. We just left the theater. I was telling her jokes about how bad the movie was, and she was laughing her butt off. We get to the Taco Bell near the theater, and we exit the vehicle. I am still cracking jokes; she is still laughing. She then stopped in the parking lot because she is laughing so hard that she is nearly bending over. I told her that it wasn't that funny and told her I would beat her inside. I walked in...ten seconds go by...I walk out to see she hasn't moved and looks to be crying...I almost walked all the way over, but then I see it... A HUGE PUDDLE below her. She pissed herself...and never stopped! I momentarily had no idea what to do. I had a pair of sweats and a towel in the trunk. She changed in my back seat, and I brought her home.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:09 am to Spaceman Spiff
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This post was edited on 6/9/20 at 8:33 am
Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:12 am to ctiger69
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I'm in college and this hot gal invited me over to study with her. ... Several minutes past
Were you studying English as a second language?
Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:13 am to ctiger69
... :lol:Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:16 am to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
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and I Ended up with just a handy.
you shoulda licked your finger and told her that its extra grease for your big hot rod
Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:17 am to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
quote:
I guess I should give a story of my own since I'm busting your balls: Last summer on a cruise, I'm hooking up with this random on the last night on the pool deck as we're coming up the river to NOLA. Well I'm rounding 3rd and I make a switch position maneuver and happen to see my finger is bloody. There was several seconds of awkward silence, that was compounded by the fact that people were walking around us up there. So she was on the rag and I Ended up with just a handy. Shoulda known being on a trashy cruise
This post was edited on 2/16/15 at 9:22 am
Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:19 am to ctiger69
Welcome to my life, all I do is awkward shite.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:19 am to Twenty 49
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Were you studying English as a second language?
Fixed it.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:23 am to Chad504boy
She was a hotty, I did contemplate ignoring and keeping on, but my better jufmdgement got ahold of me. Plus she kinda declined it into the direction it ended up in anyways after that. Haha
Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:23 am to Jcorye1
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Welcome to my life, all I do is awkward shite.
Like ask a girl to come watch a movie.....and you actually watch the whole stupid movie
This post was edited on 2/16/15 at 9:28 am
Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:26 am to ctiger69
story about a friend of mine....
in college he hooked with a girl at a bar and went back to her place. both were really drunk. they did the deed and she passes out. he has to take a shite...goes to the bathroom...drops it...realizes there's not toilet paper. waddles out of bathroom...wipes his arse on the girls sheets while she was sleeping...leaves.
in college he hooked with a girl at a bar and went back to her place. both were really drunk. they did the deed and she passes out. he has to take a shite...goes to the bathroom...drops it...realizes there's not toilet paper. waddles out of bathroom...wipes his arse on the girls sheets while she was sleeping...leaves.
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