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American idiot suffers gored sphincter at Mardi Gras bullrun in Spain
Posted on 2/15/15 at 8:14 pm
Posted on 2/15/15 at 8:14 pm
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An American youth is recovering in the intensive-care unit of a hospital in western Salamanca after being savagely gored during a bullfighting festival celebrating Carnival, officials said Sunday.
Surgeon Enrique Crespo said he was called to operate on 20-year-old Benjamin Miller from Georgia, who had been gored and tossed by a large fighting bull on Saturday, the first day of nearby Ciudad Rodrigo's "Carnaval del Toro."
"It's not the worst injury I've seen, but it's the biggest goring wound I've ever had to operate on," Crespo told The Associated Press.
Miller underwent a three-hour operation to repair damage to thighs, sphincter and back muscles, Crespo said.
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I feel like some of these need to be farked:
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Posted on 2/15/15 at 8:16 pm to Big Scrub TX
Well, I bet that hurt 
Posted on 2/15/15 at 8:17 pm to WildcatMike
frick with the bull, get the horns
Posted on 2/15/15 at 8:22 pm to Big Scrub TX
Can't fix stupid.
Posted on 2/15/15 at 8:23 pm to Big Scrub TX
Pretty common at New Orleans parades too
Posted on 2/15/15 at 8:24 pm to Big Scrub TX
American's are not that bright.
Posted on 2/15/15 at 8:27 pm to Big Scrub TX
Butthurt
Posted on 2/15/15 at 8:28 pm to Big Scrub TX
quote:
american scores gored sphinchter
This probably happened on the far end of Bourbon too
Posted on 2/15/15 at 8:28 pm to Big Scrub TX
I hope he gets made fun of relentlessly for the rest of his life.
Posted on 2/15/15 at 8:35 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Considering the odds of being gored are so low, I'm convinced this kid was young, dumb, and most importantly, drunk.
Posted on 2/15/15 at 8:36 pm to Henry Jones Jr
All completely memorialized forever in HD photography.
Posted on 2/15/15 at 8:36 pm to Big Scrub TX
Ouch
Posted on 2/15/15 at 8:37 pm to Big Scrub TX
TFM
Posted on 2/15/15 at 8:39 pm to Big Scrub TX
Posted on 2/15/15 at 8:40 pm to Teddy Ruxpin
Two bulls are drinking at a bar and one bull is telling the other about the recent Running of the Bulls. "So I gored this idiot right in the arse! Totally impaled him up his butt."
The other bull say, "No shite?!?"
First bull says, "Well, a little."
The other bull say, "No shite?!?"
First bull says, "Well, a little."
Posted on 2/15/15 at 8:48 pm to Btrtigerfan
I imagine the guy taking this picture was laughing his arse off.
Posted on 2/15/15 at 8:49 pm to Big Scrub TX
Bull: Do I make you horny, baby?
Idiot: Aaaaaaaghh!
Idiot: Aaaaaaaghh!
Posted on 2/15/15 at 8:49 pm to Robin Masters
Posted on 2/15/15 at 8:59 pm to Big Scrub TX
Did I miss something? Why is everyone calling this dude an idiot?
Posted on 2/15/15 at 8:59 pm to Big Scrub TX
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