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Posted on 2/9/15 at 11:00 am
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 2/9/15 at 11:00 am
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Twenty-eight inmates escaped from a Brazilian jail after three women in sexy police costumes 'seduced' the prison wardens.
Police found three wardens naked and handcuffed inside the morning after the mass breakout at Nova Mutum public jail near Cuiaba.
Investigators say the women drugged the guards with spiked whisky after convincing them to take part in an orgy.



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They arrived at around 3am on Thursday morning and asked if they could come inside to 'chat and drink', police say.
The prison guards obliged and were soon persuaded to leave their posts, before heading to the sleeping quarters with the scantily clad women.
After drugging and handcuffing the wardens, they took their keys and unlocked all the prison's cells according to police chief Angelina de Andrades Ferreira.
She told a news conference: 'The plan was to seduce them. They served them cheap whisky with some substance to knock them out, then unlocked the central gate which accesses the internal cells.



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Dozens of prisoners walked straight out the main door carrying guns and ammunition they took from the prison caches.
The inmates took three 12-calibre rifles, shotguns, two 38-calibre revolvers and munition, she said.
Police later discovered a bag of lingerie and skimpy leather police uniforms which they believe the temptresses wore to distract the wardens.


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Ms Ferreira said the escape was orchestrated by the boyfriend of one of the women who tricked the wardens.
Bruno Amorim - who was one of the 28 that escaped - was serving time for attempted murder, robbery and firearms possession.



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The police chief said the three prison officers had been arrested and will be charged with 'facilitating a jailbreak' and 'culpable embezzlement' due of the theft of firearms.
Last night, eight of the prisoners were recaptured after the police launched a massive manhunt to track down the fugitives.
One inmate was found wandering around the centre of Nova Mutum in a drunken state, waving one of the stolen rifles.
Another was caught after stealing a stealing a pick-up truck from a farm and crashing it, police said.





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This post was edited on 2/9/15 at 11:05 am
Posted by LSUtigers111
Member since Apr 2011
2067 posts
Posted on 2/9/15 at 11:03 am to
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12-calibre rifles


What is this? maybe the mean 12 gauge shotgun?

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One inmate was found wandering around the centre of Nova Mutum in a drunken state, waving one of the stolen rifles.
Another was caught after stealing a stealing a pick-up truck from a farm and crashing it, police said.


Sounds about right
Posted by tysonslefthook
Near Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2014
1218 posts
Posted on 2/9/15 at 11:06 am to
No pics of the ladies?
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 2/9/15 at 11:07 am to
Damn Brazilian idiots
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
14550 posts
Posted on 2/9/15 at 11:42 am to
Great example of what happens when you put pussy on the pedestal
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 2/9/15 at 11:43 am to
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One inmate was found wandering around the centre of Nova Mutum in a drunken state, waving one of the stolen rifles.


Boss.
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 2/9/15 at 11:45 am to
Beats "Escape from Alcatraz."
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 2/9/15 at 11:47 am to
If Game of Thrones has taught us anything, it's that no attractive woman ever wants to have sex with you unless she's trying to free a prisoner, steal your lands and titles or murder you.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13816 posts
Posted on 2/9/15 at 11:54 am to
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
16935 posts
Posted on 2/9/15 at 12:28 pm to
That's straight up a movie script.

I want to know what the girlfriend looked like
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