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Ever heard of a "harmony organizer" that protects people from EMF?

Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:15 am
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:15 am
Apparently, I'm buying one. I've googled and all I found was some organizer calendar made in the U.S. This device apparently comes from England. The ex-wife in residence wants one, and if she thinks it works, I'm all for it. I'm just curious as to what exactly I'm buying, and I can't find one.

Going to see my mom tomorrow, who is in hospice at home. Ex is great with my dad, who not dealing with this very well (understandable, they've been married 65 years). The trip to the farm is horrible. Everytime a car gets behind me with its headlights on (during the day, I don't go at night for obvious reasons), I get "the headlights are terrifying the dog" and "why does my dogs nose run every time those headlights are behind us." Neither statement, of course, is remotely true. The dog, a border collie, is sleeping quietly. It makes for a fun trip.

Posted by burgeman
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Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:16 am to
Wait......what?
Posted by TigerDude80
METRY
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Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:17 am to
This post was edited on 2/6/15 at 8:20 am
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:18 am to
If ever there was a need

Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:19 am to
quote:

Wait......what?
I know. She thinks that she's allergic to EMF and that stopping or shielding herself, the house and the car from EMF will stop all the problems (and that there is a team of people who follow her around - a team that would involve 100's of people).

She's very sweet otherwise. Hell, she's bringing a hot breakfast up to the office this a.m. for everyone.
Posted by VeniVidiVici
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Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:19 am to
Posted by unbeWEAVEable
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Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:21 am to
I might've maybe RA'd a little after reading that
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:23 am to
Slowly we may get to something that is a tangible conversation.

1. You have an ex-wife
2. She is scared of being followed
3. She brings you food


how are we doing here?
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23294 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:23 am to


I know. She has counselors who come to the house.

I will have cactus plants in my house in a few days because they "absorb EMF." Hopefully, she'll get better. I had to pull to the shoulder to let a headlighted car pass 9 times last weekend - on a 70 mile stretch of road.
Posted by TigerDude80
METRY
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:25 am to
quote:

1. You have an ex-wife
2. She is scared of being followed
3. She brings you food


4. Cactus absorb EMF
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23294 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:26 am to
quote:

1. You have an ex-wife
2. She is scared of being followed
3. She brings you food
4. Cactus absorb EMF


5. She wants to buy a "harmony organizer" that shields the house, the car and herself from EMF.

6. I don't know what one is.
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:26 am to
Why are you still hanging out with your ex-wife?
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23294 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:28 am to
quote:

Why are you still hanging out with your ex-wife?
We divorced after 30 years then started dating shortly thereafter. She's back home. We actually get along well when she's not acting up.

She has an illness and I have to deal with it.
Posted by Meauxjeaux
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Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:30 am to
quote:

5. She wants to buy a "harmony organizer"

6. I don't know what one is.


Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:32 am to
Now we're making some headway. See how easy that is to be clear in your statements and questions.

quote:

1. You have an ex-wife
2. She is scared of being followed
3. She brings you food
4. Cactus absorb EMF
5. She wants to buy a "harmony organizer" that shields the house, the car and herself from EMF.
6. I don't know what one is


7. You haven't posted pics of said ex-wife yet
This post was edited on 2/6/15 at 8:33 am
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23294 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:33 am to
quote:

7. You haven't posted pics of said ex-wife yet
See avatar.
Posted by TigerDude80
METRY
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Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:33 am to
Is she on any meds?
Posted by iAmBatman
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Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:35 am to
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:35 am to
quote:

1. You have an ex-wife
2. She is scared of being followed
3. She brings you food
4. Cactus absorb EMF
5. She wants to buy a "harmony organizer" that shields the house, the car and herself from EMF.
6. I don't know what one is
7. You haven't posted pics of said ex-wife yet
8. See avatar



good, good. She sounds like the type that'll let you do whatever you want in the sack.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:36 am to
Holy shite


This dude needs to run.....fast


Good lord, if this isn't the best case of bitches be cray I've ever seen
This post was edited on 2/6/15 at 8:37 am
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