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Get off with Groupon
Posted on 2/5/15 at 12:52 pm
Posted on 2/5/15 at 12:52 pm
Groupon is just one My Little Pony sex doll away from a full-fledged porn shop. They cater to every person's sexual desires:
They have the simple, but elegant vibrator which comes with a mini for the on-the-go-gasm.
They have toys for women who prefer thrusting dual penetration:
A handy dandy vibrating anal expander. Fun for a random Tuesday night.
Don't worry, guys. There's plenty for you, too.
Here is a Classix Silicon stroker. Good for any size fleshlight.
For our gentlemen with an acquired taste, the prostate stimulator.
If your Johnson is feeling a bit deflated, just pump him up!
Finally, the elegant centerpiece of any sexual conversation: the Artisan glass anal plug.
Happy Shopping!
They have the simple, but elegant vibrator which comes with a mini for the on-the-go-gasm.
They have toys for women who prefer thrusting dual penetration:
A handy dandy vibrating anal expander. Fun for a random Tuesday night.
Don't worry, guys. There's plenty for you, too.
Here is a Classix Silicon stroker. Good for any size fleshlight.
For our gentlemen with an acquired taste, the prostate stimulator.
If your Johnson is feeling a bit deflated, just pump him up!
Finally, the elegant centerpiece of any sexual conversation: the Artisan glass anal plug.
Happy Shopping!
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Posted on 2/5/15 at 12:53 pm to FenrirTheBeard
That's a good price on that anal expander...
Posted on 2/5/15 at 12:53 pm to FenrirTheBeard
I knew I should have waited to buy my anal plug.
Posted on 2/5/15 at 12:54 pm to FenrirTheBeard
Yeah but what's the return policy?
Posted on 2/5/15 at 12:54 pm to FenrirTheBeard
Thanks
I never can have too many prostate vibrators
I never can have too many prostate vibrators
Posted on 2/5/15 at 12:57 pm to FenrirTheBeard
I said this a long time ago. I remember the first one I saw on there and my look of shock.
Posted on 2/5/15 at 1:04 pm to FenrirTheBeard
Anal expander 
Posted on 2/5/15 at 1:17 pm to FenrirTheBeard
Do they have anything used?
I don't like to pay the full price for a new one.
I don't like to pay the full price for a new one.
Posted on 2/5/15 at 1:26 pm to FenrirTheBeard
I have to go return some video tapes.
Posted on 2/5/15 at 1:28 pm to FenrirTheBeard
How about a NSFW in the subject line?
Posted on 2/5/15 at 1:34 pm to tigersbh
quote:
How about a NSFW in the subject line?
Groupon doesn't use one.
Posted on 2/5/15 at 1:36 pm to FenrirTheBeard
anal expander???!!!
Posted on 2/5/15 at 1:38 pm to UserName69
quote:
Do they have anything used?
I don't like to pay the full price for a new one.
It's always best to check Craigslist for the used ones from people who couldn't keep their New Years Resolution.
Posted on 2/5/15 at 1:38 pm to FenrirTheBeard
I view the daily deals on goods on Groupon and have for the last several years. Over the last 6 months or so, there have been an exceeding number of sex toys, leading me to shy away from my practice of casually scrolling through the offerings in public.
I do now, though, play a game with the deals. On my phone, I usually can see two full ads at a time, or one whole and two partial ones. I like to screenshot odd combinations and then write up what possible person they could be targeting with that combination of goods, then text it to my SO. For instance, your last ad would be for overweight people who really enjoy anal play. The second to last would've been geared toward any man who owns an iPad, because they all have small penises.
These are poor examples. It's much better when it's something like a baby pacifier with a mustache next to anal beads (for people who still really enjoy sex but want to go the extra mile to prevent another pregnancy).
I do now, though, play a game with the deals. On my phone, I usually can see two full ads at a time, or one whole and two partial ones. I like to screenshot odd combinations and then write up what possible person they could be targeting with that combination of goods, then text it to my SO. For instance, your last ad would be for overweight people who really enjoy anal play. The second to last would've been geared toward any man who owns an iPad, because they all have small penises.
These are poor examples. It's much better when it's something like a baby pacifier with a mustache next to anal beads (for people who still really enjoy sex but want to go the extra mile to prevent another pregnancy).
Posted on 2/5/15 at 1:39 pm to FenrirTheBeard
Those toys are sooo last century....
This post was edited on 2/5/15 at 1:44 pm
Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:21 pm to Shexter
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Shexter
I need to find one of those
Posted on 2/6/15 at 9:53 pm to terd ferguson
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That's a good price on that anal expander...
I lol'd.
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