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Boy Suspended For Threatening Friend With Ring Forged In Fires Of Mount Doom

Posted on 2/2/15 at 3:17 pm
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 2/2/15 at 3:17 pm
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The father of a fourth grader in Kermit, Texas claims his son was suspended from school because the boy stated he had the “One Ring” — as in, the one featured in J.R.R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit — and that he could use the ring to make his friend disappear.

The 9-year-old was accused of making a terroristic threat, his father, Jason Steward, told the Odessa American. Steward said that the family recently watched “The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies” and his son was enthusiastic about the film.


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“I assure you my son lacks the magical powers necessary to threaten his friend’s existence,” Steward wrote in an email to the Daily News. “If he did, I’m sure he’d bring him right back.”


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Posted by Bluefin
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Posted on 2/2/15 at 3:18 pm to
Stupid Texanses
Posted by MoreOrLes
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 2/2/15 at 3:20 pm to
WTF is wrong with people. Who ever decided to suspend the child should be immediately terminated.


But that won't happen for fear of a lawsuit.


Disgusting
Posted by tigerbaittrick
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 2/2/15 at 3:21 pm to
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“I assure you my son lacks the magical powers necessary to threaten his friend’s existence,” Steward wrote in an email to the Daily News. “If he did, I’m sure he’d bring him right back.”


Nice.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 2/2/15 at 3:23 pm to
Glad someone decided to step in between this little nerd to be and his future loserness, cause it doesn't look like dad was helping out much
Posted by Kingwood Tiger
Katy, TX
Member since Jul 2005
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Posted on 2/2/15 at 3:24 pm to
Good grief....if these stupid people had been around when I was a kid, I'd have been thrown under the jail for giving the Darth Vader throat grip to all my buddies.
Posted by Cole Beer
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Posted on 2/2/15 at 3:25 pm to
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J.R.R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit


Gotta get that witchcraft out of Texas, baw.

Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 2/2/15 at 3:25 pm to
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Who ever decided to suspend the child should be immediately terminated.


They're just trying to make sure that, when he gets older, he doesn't bang the first teacher with pointy ears that comes on to him.
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 2/2/15 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

The father of a fourth grader in Kermit, Texas claims his son was suspended from school because the boy stated he had the “One Ring” — as in, the one featured in J.R.R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit — and that he could use the ring to make his friend disappear.


Bet his teacher would have lost her mind had she seen me and my friends in 1st grade running around the playground pretending to be Darth Vader and Force choking each other right after Star Wars came out.
Posted by boom roasted
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Posted on 2/2/15 at 3:28 pm to
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“I assure you my son lacks the magical powers necessary to threaten his friend’s existence,”
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 2/2/15 at 3:28 pm to
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Bet his teacher would have lost her mind had she seen me and my friends in 1st grade running around the playground pretending to be Darth Vader and Force choking each other right after Star Wars came out.


see what I mean?

Kid would've been doomed to a life of ridicule. Teacher did good by him
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 2/2/15 at 3:29 pm to
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Darth_Vader


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pretending to be Darth Vader


Why you gotta crush my dreams?
Posted by Topwater Trout
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Posted on 2/2/15 at 3:29 pm to
TPOS
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 2/2/15 at 3:33 pm to
Oddly enough, the school seems to be basically telling this kid:

Posted by Fat and Happy
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Posted on 2/2/15 at 3:37 pm to
Dangit, how did that kid get that ring?

I want a ring that does that. That is so not fair
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 2/2/15 at 3:38 pm to
Tricksey Hobbitses
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 2/2/15 at 3:39 pm to
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Tricksey Hobbitses


they could have at least challenged him to a riddling contest to avoid suspension.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 2/2/15 at 3:40 pm to
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Tricksey Hobbitses




I love how the kid was basically accused of being a terrorist too.
This post was edited on 2/2/15 at 3:41 pm
Posted by ForeverLSU02
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Posted on 2/2/15 at 3:41 pm to
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The father of a fourth grader in Kermit, Texas
it looks like they misspelled Florida
Posted by VABuckeye
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Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 2/2/15 at 3:44 pm to
And people think I'm crazy for wanting to buy a place on an island and disappear from the world we now live in.
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