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Are long-haired dachshunds fast? I have been challenged to a race...
Posted on 2/2/15 at 2:24 pm
Posted on 2/2/15 at 2:24 pm
My brother-in-law (not the one that helped lsu_tiger_az with his toe fungus) thinks his long-haired dachshund can beat me in a 40 yard dash. I have not seen the dog run yet. Not sure if he think his dog is fast or if he thinks I am just slow. Regardless, there may be money that goes to the winner.
I know the dog has short legs, but just not sure how speedy it is.
Thoughts?
I know the dog has short legs, but just not sure how speedy it is.
Thoughts?
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Posted on 2/2/15 at 2:25 pm to Chicken
quote:
Thoughts?
Chickens only have two legs.
Posted on 2/2/15 at 2:25 pm to Chicken
I think you and Austin Cajun must be hanging out together.
Posted on 2/2/15 at 2:25 pm to Chicken
Um, chickens are slow as frick. Plus yall display signs of mild retardation by how your legs/heads are connected.
Maybe the dog will just go for you instead of run the race though
Maybe the dog will just go for you instead of run the race though
This post was edited on 2/2/15 at 2:27 pm
Posted on 2/2/15 at 2:26 pm to Chicken
Posted on 2/2/15 at 2:26 pm to Chicken
You will win unless you cramp up or break your ankle before the finish line...
Posted on 2/2/15 at 2:26 pm to Chicken
i want in on this action
Posted on 2/2/15 at 2:27 pm to Chicken
As a general rule, animals with four legs are faster and have better balance than animals with two legs.
That being said, you might have a chance.
That being said, you might have a chance.
Posted on 2/2/15 at 2:27 pm to Chicken
quote:
there may be money that goes to the winner.
What will the dog spend his cash prize on? Most stores have strict "no dogs allowed" policies.
Posted on 2/2/15 at 2:27 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Posted on 2/2/15 at 2:27 pm to Chicken
Mine is pretty damn fast. I am way out of shape and she would smoke me.
Posted on 2/2/15 at 2:28 pm to Chicken
No way the dog runs straight, easy money even if you're obese
Posted on 2/2/15 at 2:28 pm to Chicken
I think we need a spinoff
Long-haired daschund vs. a chicken
fight to the death. Who wins?
Long-haired daschund vs. a chicken
fight to the death. Who wins?
Posted on 2/2/15 at 2:29 pm to CapitalCityDevil
LINK
This post was edited on 2/2/15 at 2:31 pm
Posted on 2/2/15 at 2:32 pm to Chicken
no way it can beat you...you run a 4.3 right?
Posted on 2/2/15 at 2:38 pm to Chicken
The Chicken and the hair(y) dachshund.. there had better be video of this.
Tip: If you get a big lead, don't take a nap. And whatever you do, don't lay an egg.
Tip: If you get a big lead, don't take a nap. And whatever you do, don't lay an egg.
Posted on 2/2/15 at 2:38 pm to Chicken
You gonna get smoked. I suggest setting up the race somewhere with very tall grass.
Posted on 2/2/15 at 2:39 pm to Chicken
My roommate had one in DC and it was a little yippy dog.. no WAY you couldn't beat it in a foot race.
Unless, you know... you're fat and immobile.
Unless, you know... you're fat and immobile.
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