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I just went from 0 to almost shite my pants in under 2 minutes

Posted on 1/30/15 at 7:06 am
Posted by tigerman03
Metairie
Member since Jul 2008
3744 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 7:06 am
Driving to meet a client for work and I had to pull over to stop the contractions and waddle to the closest bathroom. I am now on the can in a grocery store. I barely made it.

I'm in my mid-thirties. Is this a sign of darker days ahead?
Posted by Liverflipper
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2014
186 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 7:08 am to
Watch out for da ghey aids on that toilet seat.
Posted by HornsLife
Dallas, TX
Member since Feb 2014
786 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 7:08 am to
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68248 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 7:08 am to
you ate taco bell last nght, huh?
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
41813 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 7:08 am to
quote:


I'm in my mid-thirties. Is this a sign of darker days ahead?


Yep

Few more years you'll just be turning around and headed back home to change pants.

Then depends

Posted by Mr Fusion
The American Dream City
Member since Dec 2010
7457 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 7:08 am to
Lay off the coffee for a bit.
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27049 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 7:10 am to
Welcome to the life of an IBSer.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67478 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 7:11 am to
quote:

I just went from 0 to almost shite my pants in under 2 minutes

When you get it under a minute & a half report back.
Posted by secondandshort
Member since Jan 2014
1028 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 7:13 am to
Always pack an extra pair of socks.
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
30821 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 7:20 am to
Posted by PeterPeterP
Member since Jan 2013
781 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 7:48 am to
Yikes, must have eaten something bad. That happened to me once and I blew up a McDonald's.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47456 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 7:52 am to
quote:

I'm in my mid-thirties. Is this a sign of darker days ahead?


You have coffee this morning?

I LOVE some Winn-Dixie bathrooms for that kinda shite(pun).
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
53718 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 7:55 am to
quote:

Is this a sign of darker days ahead?


It's a sign you need to improve our diet for sure.
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11283 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 7:58 am to
never had food poisoning?
Posted by white perch
the bright, happy side of hell
Member since Apr 2012
7111 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 8:06 am to
Eat more yogurt
This post was edited on 1/30/15 at 8:07 am
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