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re: Breaking news: Non-referee entered refs locker room and took game balls
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:09 am to CecilShortsHisPants
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:09 am to CecilShortsHisPants
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With a bag full of footballs that were "mysteriously deflated" at some point during his walk to the field...
Come on, man. He just needed to take a piss at that exact moment. He couldn't hold it anymore. His prostate was ready to burst, so he needed to go into a room where they couldn't have cameras per privacy laws. He couldn't exactly leave the balls in the hallway. Maybe someone farted and the smell was so bad that balls deflated themselves. Luckily for that one ball, it was buried beneath the rest and didn't get deflated by funk.
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Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:11 am to Galactic Inquisitor
90 SECONDS
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:12 am to wildtigercat93
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And he did that in 90 seconds? Come on man.
Yep, it wouldn't be hard to create a valve that would release air down to a certain point in a second or two. It would just be a matter of putting the needle in 11 balls in 90 seconds.
Good to know that some Cheatriots fans are still in the denial phase. We all grieve at our own speed.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:12 am to wildtigercat93
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90 SECONDS
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:12 am to wildtigercat93
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90 SECONDS
I bet I could do it in 80 seconds with enough practice. Hell, I might could do it in 75 come playoff time.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:13 am to wildtigercat93
You don't think he could do it with some practice? It's not like this was his first rodeo.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:15 am to boom roasted
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You don't think he could do it with some practice? It's not like this was his first rodeo.
I really don't.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:16 am to wildtigercat93
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I really don't.
This certainly couldn't be because you don't want to believe it...
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:16 am to boom roasted
quote:It is just such a big ole cowinky dink that he didnt just piss before getting the footballs right?
You don't think he could do it with some practice? It's not like this was his first rodeo.
I mean what a dickhead if nothing else. Taking the footballs we are about to grip with our hands and putting it all over the bathroom floor. Seems like a weird thing to do
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:16 am to Galactic Inquisitor
Or I don't have a pitch fork in my hand
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:16 am to Galactic Inquisitor
Who knows what happened with the balls. However it is completely reasonable and normal that the guy went to pick up the balls. Then on his way out he thought to himself that he better take this opportunity to pee because he wouldn't have another opportunity for several hours. That's a far simpler explanation than some half cooked conspiracy theory.
It's borderline insane to jump down someone's throat for having to take care of basic human necessities.
I'm not even in the business of defending the Patriots. A part of me wants them to be found guilty because I'm curious how Goodell would react given his prior treatment of the Saints. I want him to be shown a hypocrite. But come on man. When nature calls, it calls.
It's borderline insane to jump down someone's throat for having to take care of basic human necessities.
I'm not even in the business of defending the Patriots. A part of me wants them to be found guilty because I'm curious how Goodell would react given his prior treatment of the Saints. I want him to be shown a hypocrite. But come on man. When nature calls, it calls.
This post was edited on 1/27/15 at 10:19 am
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:17 am to CecilShortsHisPants
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I bet I could do it in 80 seconds with enough practice. Hell, I might could do it in 75 come playoff time.
Like I said, it wouldn't take a lot to design a valve that could be used to do it nearly instantaneously. It may even exist as an off the shelf product already.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:17 am to wildtigercat93
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90 SECONDS
The guy has one job. Deflate the balls. I'm sure he gained a remarkable proficiency for it.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:18 am to Peazey
quote:It takes a whole lot of freaking coincidence. We have deflated footballs, and now we have a guy that just so happened to need to take a piss after bringing the footballs into a place where no cameras are allowed
Who knows what happened with the balls. However it is completely reasonable and normal that the guy went to pick up the balls. Then on his way out he thought to himself that he better take this opportunity to pee because he wouldn't have another opportunity for several hours. That's a far simpler explanation than some half cooked conspiracy theory.
It's borderline insane to jump down someone's throat for having to take care of basic human necessities.
I'm not even in the business of defending the Patriots. A part of me wants them to be found guilty because I'm curious how Goodell would react given his prior treatment of the Saints. I want him to be shown a hypocrit. But come on man. When nature calls, it calls.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:18 am to Peazey
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Who knows what happened with the balls. However it is completely reasonable and normal that the guy went to pick up the balls. Then on his way out he thought to himself that he better take this opportunity to pee because he wouldn't have another opportunity for several hours. That's a far simpler explanation than some half cooked conspiracy theory.
So, let's all just believe that 11 balls randomly lost air through Osmosis....
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It's borderline insane to jump down someone's throat for having to take care of basic human ncessesities.
Who is jumping down the guy's throat?
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:19 am to lsupride87
You people are officially insane. I'm done with this
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:19 am to Galactic Inquisitor
Why would this douche nozzle not piss before? Or at very least leave the balls outside. What dickhead puts the footballs all over the gross arse bathroom floor?
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:20 am to wildtigercat93
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You people are officially insane. I'm done with this
I cant believe you think we are the insane ones. It really is funny.Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:21 am to lsupride87
Ok
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:21 am to lsupride87
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I cant believe you think we are the insane ones. It really is funny.
Cheatriot fans are grasping at straws.
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