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re: Breaking news: Non-referee entered refs locker room and took game balls
Posted on 1/26/15 at 10:47 pm to wildtigercat93
Posted on 1/26/15 at 10:47 pm to wildtigercat93
This is such a joke. I can't believe this story is still fricking alive.
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Posted on 1/26/15 at 10:52 pm to Jcorye1
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Posted by Jcorye1 This is such a joke. I can't believe this story is still fricking alive.
Well this latest "break in the story" has made the whole story lose a whole lot of credibility or atleast the reporting of it
BREAKING NEWS.... NFL EYEING PATRIOTS EMPLOYEE THAT TOOK A PISS
Posted on 1/26/15 at 10:55 pm to lsupride87
Col. Mustard with the Candlestick
Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:00 pm to wildtigercat93
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Florio is Such a hack
Why? He's goofy sometimes, but he's never pretended to be Walter Cronkite.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 12:06 am to lsupride87
enough already...intent or not....no bearing on outcome....now spygate, that's a different story
Posted on 1/27/15 at 12:23 am to cuyahoga tiger
Clearly it's Gisele
Posted on 1/27/15 at 7:03 am to lsupride87
90 seconds video proof of human going to bathroom:
7.5 Seconds Per Ball
Occam's Razor; which is more likely:
Guy stops to take a leak(pun intended). Has to place bags of balls away from 'splash' area, get through clothing for access, take leak, re-group clothing, wash hands(maybe), check look in mirror(maybe), pick up ball bags and exit to deliver balls according to whatever schedule was in place - takes 90 seconds.
or
Guy surreptitiously goes to bathroom in heavily secured stadium with security cameras capturing every movement short short of bodily functions in a bathroom, has 7.5 seconds (8.2 using 11) per ball to: remove and track from bag, deflate to a purported exact pressure, track and put back into bag, exit and deliver balls according to whatever schedule was in place.
The sore losers and Crotch Grabber fans (and, of course, most of the craven media) will twist and contort to show that this 'proves' what? That the Pats have an extensive training operation that ferrets out only the most dexterous and accurate ball boys who can pick locks blind-folded, do amazing acts of prestidigitation with cards, and -most importantly- deflate balls to exact pressures in a matter of only seconds in order to give the Pats a completely unfair advantage resulting in every single one of their victories?
Something Special For The Sore Losers
7.5 Seconds Per Ball
Occam's Razor; which is more likely:
Guy stops to take a leak(pun intended). Has to place bags of balls away from 'splash' area, get through clothing for access, take leak, re-group clothing, wash hands(maybe), check look in mirror(maybe), pick up ball bags and exit to deliver balls according to whatever schedule was in place - takes 90 seconds.
or
Guy surreptitiously goes to bathroom in heavily secured stadium with security cameras capturing every movement short short of bodily functions in a bathroom, has 7.5 seconds (8.2 using 11) per ball to: remove and track from bag, deflate to a purported exact pressure, track and put back into bag, exit and deliver balls according to whatever schedule was in place.
The sore losers and Crotch Grabber fans (and, of course, most of the craven media) will twist and contort to show that this 'proves' what? That the Pats have an extensive training operation that ferrets out only the most dexterous and accurate ball boys who can pick locks blind-folded, do amazing acts of prestidigitation with cards, and -most importantly- deflate balls to exact pressures in a matter of only seconds in order to give the Pats a completely unfair advantage resulting in every single one of their victories?
Something Special For The Sore Losers
Posted on 1/27/15 at 8:16 am to Jcorye1
It's a non-story, but if I keep posting about it maybe it will go away faster.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:14 am to Jcorye1
quote:
This is such a joke. I can't believe this story is still fricking alive.
Cheatriots fans are moving from denial to anger. Countdown to bargaining begins now.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:19 am to lsupride87
I don't even want to watch the game anymore this has gotten so stupid.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:28 am to lsupride87
Pats cheat, who cares they've been doing it awhile
Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:31 am to tduecen
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Pats cheat, who cares they've been doing it awhile
Nah, Boston is above cheating. Mitchell Report clearly proved only the Red Stockings' rivals used PEDs.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:34 am to lsupride87
quote:Groundbreaking analysis. Thank god they brought in a professional.
This is not normal according to former NFL referee on Espn
Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:37 am to cuyahoga tiger
quote:Not for nothing but people who say this are dumb. No effect on Colts game? Sure.
enough already...intent or not....no bearing on outcome.
But, if you think this is the first time the Patriots thought of this shite, you're a fricking tard.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:39 am to Galactic Inquisitor
I'm waiting for the Patriots' next scientific dry run to be explained to the media.
"We conducted a series of real-time experiments. It took approximately 90 seconds to go into the bathroom, remove the penis from the pants, evacuate the bladder, re-insert the penis back into the trousers, wash the hands, and exit the bathroom. Go ahead... you can try it on your own. Keep in mind there are many variables, such as how full the bladder is and how many penis shakes are performed at the end of the urination process. I'm embarrassed to admit how much time I've spent on this, and this is the last I'm going to talk about it for a long, long time".
"We conducted a series of real-time experiments. It took approximately 90 seconds to go into the bathroom, remove the penis from the pants, evacuate the bladder, re-insert the penis back into the trousers, wash the hands, and exit the bathroom. Go ahead... you can try it on your own. Keep in mind there are many variables, such as how full the bladder is and how many penis shakes are performed at the end of the urination process. I'm embarrassed to admit how much time I've spent on this, and this is the last I'm going to talk about it for a long, long time".
Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:48 am to cuyahoga tiger
quote:
enough already...intent or not....no bearing on outcome....now spygate, that's a different story
Game vs Ravens was pretty close. Might have had a bearing on that outcome.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:03 am to wildtigercat93
Yeah, that dude is getting put on blast for going to take a piss. Ain't that some shite.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:07 am to Peazey
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Yeah, that dude is getting put on blast for going to take a piss.
With a bag full of footballs that were "mysteriously deflated" at some point during his walk to the field...
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:09 am to CecilShortsHisPants
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With a bag full of footballs that were "mysteriously deflated" at some point during his walk to the field...
And he did that in 90 seconds? Come on man.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:09 am to wildtigercat93
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And he did that in 90 seconds? Come on man
You're right, obviously this wasn't his 1st rodeo
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