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re: Anyone have a clever response to "How are you?"

Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:10 pm to
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

just tell them all your problems then they won't ask again



True.

I know a woman at my office that does this. No one asks her how she's doing now unless they want to hear about all of her kids and grandkids.
Posted by stampman
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
4918 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:11 pm to
I honestly say.."I don't know, no one will tell me"!
Posted by LSUFANDS
Denham Springs, La.
Member since Dec 2006
1452 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:11 pm to
I always say any better I wouldn't be able to stand myself.
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:16 pm to
Go zen. Like: "Spandex and taco sauce." Then slap the person's face.
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18144 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:17 pm to
"I've been better, but nobody likes a complainer so lets just say im fine"
Posted by DLauw
SWLA
Member since Sep 2011
6086 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:19 pm to
I screw up the small social interactions like these usually with a "You too!"
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112198 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:32 pm to
At work I just say "well I'm here"



I hate my job sooo
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124195 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:33 pm to
Doing well
Posted by Badman
West Monroe, LA
Member since Nov 2009
2703 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:34 pm to
"I'm not unwell, thank you."
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5150 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:35 pm to
"I can't complain.....yet." Generally speaking

"You know how I do when I do what I do" Alternative
Posted by Kingpenm3
Xanadu
Member since Aug 2011
8958 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:36 pm to
"Another day another dollar"

But in general, I've learned when you don't have the right thing to say, just talk about the weather.

Posted by MiloDanglers
on a dock on a bay
Member since Apr 2012
6544 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:51 pm to
One of my customers always says, "Ive been better, but I've been worse."

Another one says, "Broke."
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77921 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

Anyone have a clever response to "How are you?"


well sheriff how are YOU, damn your eyes!
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6024 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

"How are you?"


Serious question or polite conversation?
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:57 pm to

My Grandfather always replied,"Just right".

An older Black Man that was a Service Man at our business always replied,"Couldn't be any better".

Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22046 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:59 pm to
I always respond with "better than that guy terd ferguson on tigerdroppings". I always get strange looks and I'm not sure why.
This post was edited on 1/26/15 at 1:00 pm
Posted by justlookin
Member since Mar 2014
257 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 1:00 pm to
Do they say "how are you"? Or do they say "how are YOU"!?
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146465 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 1:16 pm to
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 1:17 pm to
Better than you dumbfrick
Posted by lsuoldft
Perdido Key, FL
Member since Jul 2014
247 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 1:29 pm to
I say one of 3 depending on my mood. "Hunky Dory". "Good enough to be triplets" or "I am so good they ought to pass a law against".
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