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How many of you take your phone when you go poop ?

Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:51 am
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19244 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:51 am
I've gotten to the point where I can't poop without mine.

My wife does this too.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75142 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:51 am to
No need to do so. We have a landline in the bathroom next to the toilet.
Posted by GEAUXmedic
Premium Member
Member since Nov 2011
41598 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:52 am to
The phone is the new newspaper/magazine.
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
52743 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:53 am to
I use my toilet paper app.
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45136 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:53 am to
60% of my TD posts are made on the shitter
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:55 am to
Imagine all the undetected fecal matter on people's cellphones.
Posted by DanglingFury
Living the dream
Member since Dec 2007
20449 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:55 am to
I don't even remember what it was like to the bathroom without it.
Posted by tysonslefthook
Near Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2014
1218 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:56 am to
I'm shitting right now. Drank draft beer and ate Mexican last night.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:56 am to
quote:


My wife does this too.

Pics of wife or she doesn't exist
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38511 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:57 am to
On mine now. I disinfect it at least once a day.
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20756 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:57 am to
Pooping without a phone in hand is like driving without a phone in hand...boring as frick!
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:57 am to
quote:

No need to do so. We have a landline in the bathroom next to the toilet.



Wat?
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37316 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:57 am to
My phone goes everywhere with me.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68266 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:58 am to
quote:

My wife does this too.


girls dont poop
Posted by Civildawg
Member since May 2012
8547 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:58 am to
I have to poop with my phone and our electric space heater. Our space heater went out last week so I ordered another. I was basically constipated the next three days because the space heater wasn't going
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21827 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:59 am to
I won't poop unless I have access to td
Posted by CidCock
Member since Sep 2007
Member since Feb 2011
8630 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:59 am to
quote:

No need to do so. We have a landline in the bathroom next to the toilet.


Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16873 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:59 am to
quote:

How many of you take your phone when you go poop ?
I've gotten to the point where I can't poop without mine.

My wife does this too.



Distracted shitting, there ought to be a law.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171035 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 12:00 pm to
He doesn't need his cell phone because he has a landline next to his toilet. You dumb or something?
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112210 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 12:03 pm to
Doesn't everybody?
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