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German court: Men can still piss standing up!

Posted on 1/22/15 at 10:39 am
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34404 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 10:39 am
let it flow, let it flow

quote:

BERLIN: Tenants of a rented apartment may stand up while peeing in their own bathroom and not worry about the consequences, a German court said on Thursday.

The district court in the western city of Duesseldorf ruled in favour of a man suing the owner of his flat for the full refund of his USD 3,490 deposit, the court said in a ruling obtained by national news agency DPA.

The proprietor had told the tenant he would withhold 1,900 euros because the marble floor of the washroom was permanently stained by splashed urine.

Judge Stefan Hank agreed with an expert's report that it was in fact uric acid that had eaten through the floor but said that standing to urinate was widespread.

He said the flat's owner should have made his tenant aware that the marble was highly vulnerable.

"Despite the increasing domestication of men in this area, urinating while standing up is indeed still common practice," Hank said in the ruling.

"Someone who still practises this previously dominant custom is regularly confronted with significant disputes, particularly with female cohabitants. However normally he must not reckon with damage to the marble floor of a bathroom or guest toilet."



Posted by TigerTreyjpg
Monroe, LA
Member since Jun 2008
5815 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 10:40 am to
Germans. Really.
Posted by FloridaMike
Member since Dec 2012
1524 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 10:41 am to
I would've just paid the fine quietly because that shite is embarrassing
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20685 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 10:41 am to
quote:

urinating while standing up is indeed still common practice,"



Glad I'm not the only one.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98278 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 10:43 am to
quote:

increasing domestication of men


Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 10:46 am to
quote:

I would've just paid the fine quietly because that shite is embarrassing


You would have paid $3500 to avoid the "embarrassment" of admitting that you pee standing up? OK.

ETA: Actually, it was almost $2200. Still.
This post was edited on 1/22/15 at 10:48 am
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 10:47 am to
quote:

Someone who still practises this previously dominant custom


How else am I to prove to LLotOT that I'm an OT baller besides urinating while on two feet?
This post was edited on 1/22/15 at 10:48 am
Posted by ColeCoushCoush
Member since Aug 2014
497 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 10:47 am to
Okay, so the right to pee standing up was never actually in question, but either that's some weirdly sensitive marble floor or else this guy pisses straight acid or at least pees all over the floor and never cleans it up. If this dude is just peeing all over the floor and just leaving it there he deserves to lose his deposit, wtf?
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21890 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 10:48 am to
Him being from Florida might have something to do wuth his thoughts.
Posted by FenrirTheBeard
NOLA
Member since Jun 2012
6425 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 10:58 am to
I never pee sitting down. Not even when I'm reppin my morning or post coitis wood.
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 10:59 am to
another in a long list of factors which favor urinating outside.

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