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Any Mitch Hedberg Fans?

Posted on 1/21/15 at 6:58 pm
Posted by batonrougebuck
Prairieville
Member since Oct 2010
21 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 6:58 pm
My favorite one liner is...

"I was gonna get my teeth whitened but then said frick It, I'll just get a tan instead"
Posted by Covingtiger
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Mar 2010
3313 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 6:59 pm to
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An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
52719 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 6:59 pm to
I much prefer Jeff Dunham.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33795 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 7:00 pm to
I used to do drugs. I still do but I used to too.
Posted by SW2SCLA
We all float down here
Member since Feb 2009
22803 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 7:00 pm to
RIP
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 7:00 pm to
RIP
This post was edited on 1/21/15 at 7:02 pm
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 7:01 pm to
He was one of the greatest
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
52719 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 7:01 pm to
I used to do a lot of drugs. I still do, but I used to too.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118744 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 7:02 pm to
Funny guy
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 7:02 pm to
I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl that would get really mad if she heard me say that.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29421 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 7:02 pm to
Mitch... Pure hilarity
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 7:02 pm to
Germans, man
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8432 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 7:04 pm to
"I'm tired of following my dreams. I'll just ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."
Posted by jose
Houma
Member since Feb 2009
28544 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 7:05 pm to
Rice....the perfect thing to eat, if you want to eat 2000 of something
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65407 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 7:05 pm to
His Check-Out date was March 30, 2005

Really?

Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24558 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 7:09 pm to
Dogs are forever in the push-up position
Posted by johnnydrama
Possibly Trashy
Member since Feb 2010
8710 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 7:11 pm to
I find that ducks' attitude toward me varies whether I have bread or not.
Posted by Dead End
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
21237 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 7:19 pm to
He's one of my favorite comedians of all time.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 7:27 pm to
I got an ant farm, them fellas didn't grow shite

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I'm against picketing but I don't know how to show it
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36366 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 7:33 pm to
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I much prefer Jeff Dunham.


If I thought you were serious I would shun you and ask others to join me.
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