Started By
Message

Excuses you've used to get out of work

Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:21 pm
Posted by PeterPeterP
Member since Jan 2013
781 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:21 pm
1. Doctor's appointment
2. Somebody rear-ended me
3. A/C repair man

I feel like I'm running out. Need some suggestions.
Posted by Big Floppy TDs
Where the beer flows like wine
Member since Sep 2012
2910 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:22 pm to
I really fricking hate people like you
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:22 pm to
Hooker stole your car.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32701 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:22 pm to
4. i have must leave
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134840 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:22 pm to
Diarrhea
Posted by rugbyag
McKinney, Texas
Member since Sep 2011
1083 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:22 pm to
sick kids (if you have them)
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:23 pm to
sick kid
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:23 pm to
4. The A/C repair man rear ended you and you've got to go to the doctor now

ETA: The OP got rear ended, not me
This post was edited on 1/21/15 at 1:26 pm
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

2. Somebody rear-ended me


what was his name
Posted by Rabbs and QStick
Houston
Member since Apr 2012
2823 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:24 pm to
Staph infection. Really happened to me, but trust me no one will ever question you on that.
This post was edited on 1/21/15 at 1:26 pm
Posted by nolanola
Member since Nov 2010
7580 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:25 pm to
Never done it.

In high school however I did it constantly.
Posted by PeterPeterP
Member since Jan 2013
781 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:25 pm to
Eat shite.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

Excuses you've used to get out of work


If you include school, then brother, you don't have enough time in your day for my list.
Posted by Neako27blitzz
Baton rouge
Member since Sep 2011
3182 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:27 pm to
Don't think I've ever done it. Pappy would whip my arse
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32479 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:27 pm to
Called in and told them I sharted on my way to work and would be late, had to shower and clean my car seat.

Called back 30 minutes later and said it was still coming out.

Worked like a champ.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57426 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:28 pm to
you have to have an excuse to leave work?

Maybe you should start building on your character so when you do find something that you would like to leave for, your boss would trust you wont get behind or frick up your work.
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
16303 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

2. Somebody rear-ended me


Your boyfriend or some other sexual deviant?
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79104 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:28 pm to
Unfortunately for those of us in serious jobs, getting out of work just means I have to do it when I come back.

But I blame stuff on my GF all the time because the partners I work for accept "women overreact" as a valid excuse for pretty much anything.
Posted by MightyYat
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2009
24346 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

I really fricking hate people like you



Waaaaaaaaaay more important things in life than where you work.
Posted by Road Tiger
SW Landmass
Member since Oct 2014
834 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

Diarrhea


This is a solid excuse for anything in life.
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 3Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram