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Got a foot fetish? Your dreams have just come true---introducing the Vajankle
Posted by JOJO Hammer on 1/19/15 at 4:25 pm22
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For all those people out there who feel a fleshlight just isn't enough, there's now a Vajankle, which, yes, is exactly what it sounds like: a replica of a dismembered foot with a vagina stuffed right up into the ankle. It's an art piece, it's a frick toy, it's very very conspicuous.
I'd like to imagine that the people who buy this product just want to have a conversation piece. They've set out their larger-than-life fleshlights on the kitchen table ("oh, no! Not that one! It won't help you light your way in the basement!) and are tired of people politely ignoring them. But who's going to ignore a dismembered foot, I ask you? Who's going to just movie it aside and not question why there's a giant vagina sticking out of it? I certainly would, because I'm a human being with curiosities and also I would need to know that it was 100 percent fake and whoever owns one isn't actually breeding ankle-vag hybrids in their basement
re: Got a foot fetish? Your dreams have just come true---introducing the VajanklePosted by Darth_Vader on 1/19/15 at 4:27 pm to JOJO Hammer
I like girl with nice feet but I'm not sure how a severed foot is something someone would get their rocks off with.
re: Got a foot fetish? Your dreams have just come true---introducing the VajanklePosted by lsuwontonwrap on 1/19/15 at 4:27 pm to JOJO Hammer
That's not new. I saw something like that at the Hustler store at least 5 years ago. Weirded me out.
re: Got a foot fetish? Your dreams have just come true---introducing the VajanklePosted by upgrayedd on 1/19/15 at 4:29 pm to JOJO Hammer
re: Got a foot fetish? Your dreams have just come true---introducing the VajanklePosted by dreaux on 1/19/15 at 4:32 pm to JOJO Hammer
holy shite that looks like a real foot lol
got a boner already...!!!!
got a boner already...!!!!
re: Got a foot fetish? Your dreams have just come true---introducing the VajanklePosted by geauxjuice on 1/19/15 at 4:35 pm to JOJO Hammer
how are they not calling it the pussyfoot?
re: Got a foot fetish? Your dreams have just come true---introducing the VajanklePosted by bbeck on 1/19/15 at 4:41 pm to JOJO Hammer
Gotta be made in Japan. This is on their level of fricked up.
re: Got a foot fetish? Your dreams have just come true---introducing the VajanklePosted by Morecowbell on 1/19/15 at 4:47 pm to JOJO Hammer
"Not bad."
re: Got a foot fetish? Your dreams have just come true---introducing the VajanklePosted by Skillet on 1/19/15 at 4:48 pm to JOJO Hammer
nose fetish here...do they make a vajnostril?
re: Got a foot fetish? Your dreams have just come true---introducing the VajanklePosted by Darth_Vader on 1/19/15 at 4:49 pm to JOJO Hammer
It looks like a dude's foot.
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re: Got a foot fetish? Your dreams have just come true---introducing the VajanklePosted by Scruffy on 1/19/15 at 4:49 pm to JOJO Hammer
What the frick?
There are no words.
There are no words.
re: Got a foot fetish? Your dreams have just come true---introducing the VajanklePosted by tigerfoot on 1/19/15 at 4:49 pm to JOJO Hammer
Don't make the foot so chunky, who can do anything with that?
re: Got a foot fetish? Your dreams have just come true---introducing the VajanklePosted by athenslife101 on 1/19/15 at 4:55 pm to JOJO Hammer
I knew a guy with a hardcore foot fetish. Weirdest sexual stuff I've ever fricking heard. He got drunk one night and talked about feet. He was blackout and he just said fricking awful stuff. Also hilarious stuff.
re: Got a foot fetish? Your dreams have just come true---introducing the VajanklePosted by JOJO Hammer on 1/19/15 at 4:55 pm to tigerfoot
More cushion for the pushin
re: Got a foot fetish? Your dreams have just come true---introducing the VajanklePosted by Placebeaux on 1/19/15 at 4:56 pm to JOJO Hammer
Looks like a guys foot
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re: Got a foot fetish? Your dreams have just come true---introducing the VajanklePosted by Darth_Vader on 1/19/15 at 4:57 pm to athenslife101
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I knew a guy with a hardcore foot fetish. Weirdest sexual stuff I've ever fricking heard. He got drunk one night and talked about feet. He was blackout and he just said fricking awful stuff. Also hilarious stuff.
I've read that it's the most common fetish there is. I like nice feet, not to the point of having a full blown fetish or anything. But there's a lot of guys and even girls out there that are like really into feet in one way or another.
re: Got a foot fetish? Your dreams have just come true---introducing the VajanklePosted by Hangover Haven on 1/19/15 at 5:00 pm to JOJO Hammer
re: Got a foot fetish? Your dreams have just come true---introducing the VajanklePosted by RogerTheShrubber on 1/19/15 at 5:06 pm to athenslife101
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I knew a guy with a hardcore foot fetish. Weirdest sexual stuff I've ever fricking heard.
Yeah, I just don't get the sexual association with feet. Of all things to have a sexual focus..
re: Got a foot fetish? Your dreams have just come true---introducing the VajanklePosted by Old Money on 1/19/15 at 5:11 pm to Placebeaux
Weird. No thanks.
re: Got a foot fetish? Your dreams have just come true---introducing the VajanklePosted by athenslife101 on 1/19/15 at 5:18 pm to RogerTheShrubber
"I want to cum on her foot while she's sleeping. Then she wakes up and sees it. And then she says 'don't do that while I'm sleeping' so I can have an excuse to do it while she's awake."
"I see toes like small dicks that chicks have too and I just want to suck them."
-dude says he's straight and he's engaged but I still question it after that comment
"I see toes like small dicks that chicks have too and I just want to suck them."
-dude says he's straight and he's engaged but I still question it after that comment
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