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Marshawn Lynch: From Beast Mode to Crotch Mode

Posted on 1/19/15 at 6:55 am
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
10960 posts
Posted on 1/19/15 at 6:55 am
His 'plays' (media stunts, crotch-grabbing) carry no rational consistency. I appreciate his raw and undeniable abilities but my opinion is now that he is motivated more by a petulant narcissicim that anything else.
Likes to play with his junk in public
Posted by emanresu
Member since Dec 2009
9355 posts
Posted on 1/19/15 at 6:58 am to
Can't wait for the excuse. "He has a fear of not playing with himself in public."
Posted by TexasTiger1185
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2011
13070 posts
Posted on 1/19/15 at 7:23 am to
Whatever.

He kicked some serious arse.
Posted by goldenbadger08
Sorting Out MSB BS Since 2011
Member since Oct 2011
37900 posts
Posted on 1/19/15 at 7:32 am to
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Lynch received a fine of $11,050 for making a similar gesture as he dove into the end zone at the end of his 79-yard touchdown run against the Cardinals in late December.
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Additionally, Lynch did not make himself available to the media postgame. He was fined $100,000 this season for failing to adhere to the NFL's media policy earlier this season.
How many breaks is this guy going to get? frick. Just suspend him already. He obviously needs an attitude adjustment.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82010 posts
Posted on 1/19/15 at 7:40 am to
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 1/19/15 at 7:41 am to
I am predicting a bunch of sissies in this thread.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
110626 posts
Posted on 1/19/15 at 7:44 am to
quote:

I am predicting a bunch of sissies in this thread
Solid prediction!!

He did what with his crotch? I'm soooooo offended!!!!!
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
10960 posts
Posted on 1/19/15 at 7:44 am to
quote:

Whatever.
The 21st Century's refuge for intellectual indolence.
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
10960 posts
Posted on 1/19/15 at 7:46 am to
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I am predicting a bunch of sissies in this thread.
Used to be, punks who liked to play with their junk in public were the sissies.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82010 posts
Posted on 1/19/15 at 7:46 am to
Chill the frick out bro, no hugs



Handshakes only



Posted by Silky Johnston
DFW
Member since May 2013
998 posts
Posted on 1/19/15 at 7:47 am to
Hold my diiiiiiiiick!!!
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 1/19/15 at 7:52 am to
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Used to be, punks who liked to play with their junk in public were the sissies.
Tell us more.

I'm surprised that someone with supreme intelligence like yourself lets such petty acts of another with whom he has absolutely no contact or affiliation bother him. Maybe it's all an act?
This post was edited on 1/19/15 at 7:54 am
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
10960 posts
Posted on 1/19/15 at 8:03 am to
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Tell us more.
Opinion vs. opinion.

Tell you what: I have a real job to get to so I can't stick around to disabuse you any longer, right now. However, if Crotch Man and the Seahawks win that game, you can eat in my field and laugh in my face.

Until then, have fun playing with yourself.
Posted by AngryBeavers
Member since Jun 2012
4554 posts
Posted on 1/19/15 at 8:08 am to
I bet he will look back at all the fines he has paid over his career and regret acting the way he has. He has left a lot of money on the table.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98453 posts
Posted on 1/19/15 at 8:08 am to
Actually, Mike Greenberg (yeah, I know) made a good point about this this morning.

By rule, the ref could have flagged Lynch (and Seattle) for unsportsmanlike conduct for that gesture. So, now, instead of 2 yards, the Seahawks would have had to convert a 17 yard conversion for 2 points.

Considering how badly GB played that extra point(s), it may not have mattered. But if it had, there'd be a lot of people pissed off at "Beast Mode."
Posted by TexasTiger1185
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2011
13070 posts
Posted on 1/19/15 at 3:10 pm to
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The 21st Century's refuge for intellectual indolence.


I'm sorry, was I supposed to care about lynch grabbing his nuts in celebration? Because I don't. And you shouldn't.
Posted by Ivan The Terrible
Member since Jul 2013
144 posts
Posted on 1/19/15 at 3:23 pm to
I do what I want.

Posted by Ivan The Terrible
Member since Jul 2013
144 posts
Posted on 1/19/15 at 3:24 pm to
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I bet he will look back at all the fines he has paid over his career and regret acting the way he has. He has left a lot of money on the table.

He's going to get a contract with Skittles. So it's all good.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166127 posts
Posted on 1/19/15 at 3:26 pm to
Was praying for this to happen last night
Posted by D011ahbi11
Member since Jun 2007
13617 posts
Posted on 1/19/15 at 3:34 pm to
Suspend him for grabbing his dick and not talking to the media? Ok.
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